AVGN: CD-I Part 3 – Link The Faces of Evil

Ok guys I know this may make me sound racist, but Im half minority so its cool.

Why are there so many voice actors in Zelda's adventure that sound African American. Does Zelda's adventure take place in Mississippi or something?

the CD-i zelda wasn't made by Nintendo, James, that's why they suck that much

''you can make me do the duck walk''..oh man, funny as hell..james' face!

I think i just saw that rock face bleed from it's eyes 0_o

LMAO at the end of the video

I loved the zelda theme shit song at the end

Wow. 3 shitty Zelda games...
You know, seeing Link, Zelda, Ganon and co, in this trio of awfulness is pretty sad. We grew up with these characters, and for over 20 years, The Legend of Zelda has been a line of really good games. Now this comes out, a bunch of overpriced and barely playable games. It's kinda like if you would have allowed your best friend to sleep at your house because he's too drunk to drive, and waking up the next morning to discover he puked on your sofa, clogged your toilet, pissed on the kitchen floor, fucked your girlfriend, and ate all your hot pockets and Lucky Charms before running away. It's a fucking backstab!

My diagnosis

well judgin by that there first couple of seconds with the panther lion mouth hybrid
James is able to telekinetically get you high so you can see that
BUT you need to be even more high for it to make sense

You won't believe what I found in the dumpster (I was not allowed to take it, so I left it):
A Philips CD-I fuckin'PORTABLE!!!
Looks like a portable DVD player would have looked like in 1996. Bulky.
It looked like it was never really used (I wonder why...X-D)

Now you can play "The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe" in school during a break... W*T*F*W*T*T!?(what the fuck where they thinking)

It's like... Atari figured..."duuh the 5200 sucks, lets make a portable console out of it"
or imagine an action max portable. You would still need a VCR...
or imagine a SEGA CD 32x portable
(and they all need their own batteries) (plus the wires)
or imagine a virtual boy portable (that would've been a great idea) "My ass is portable!"

At least it plays VCDs...
Philips CD-I portable...can't believe it...

Okay-- to recap the beginning.... We have a wolf in some kinda weird prince outfit, who then zaps a random dove with his finger like a gun, all the while saying "Whatever I see... I shall DEVOWAH" which then turns into a lion with the same clothes who then breathes fire on the bird, turning it into a typical cartoon-style cooked bird, and then the lion turns into a giant pare of lips and "Devowahs" the bird except the legs, which it then throws into it's giant mouth one at a time... Wdf.

Anyone else notice the skull crying blood into the river? Who would want bloddy water?

Haven't the game designers tested this games before releasing them?

Love the F-bombs moment.

5:55- Yeah, you "throw the book" at Ganon.

The wizard in the beginning of Zelda's Adventure reminds me of Professor Dumbledore.

13:07- That statement is 20 different flavors of funny.

The version of the Zelda at the end should be a ringtone.

Damn I cant believe those fucking pieces of shit are so damn expensive,even today!!!! What a load of Money Doo-Doo!!!

"When you press down you can make me do the duck walk!! Cool huh?!". NO ITS NOT COOL FUCK FACE!!!! ITS ASS!!!!!

Im sooo sorry you had to do these beyond terrible games Nerd,im so sorry....

And to think I actually wanted this sytem so bad! What a piece of garbage! Im glad my parents couldnt afford that!! Long live the Nerd!!1

what an assload of fuck! i just took a beer and cabbage roll shit that had more appeal than that fucking waste of matter. set it on fire and then cover it with shit. it would improve it 10 score

i laughed so hard from: "fuckn' sucks!" to the end

I love the fart song xD

man i love ur reviews.... when are u gonna do one on WOW.... great game but i kno u could spot sum flaws...... im curious to see ur review on WOW....

his face at the beginning is world class

hahaha i love the fart noises james makes over the ending music, its hilarious

You invested 700 USD in this 0_0 Supply and demand has no shame D=

Dropping the F-Bomb LOL Hillarious

The Zelda Games on CD-i were Terrible! I bet Nintendo regrets making the decision to license Mario Bros. and Legend of Zelda to Phillips not knowing that they were going to fuck it up this bad.

Link: The Faces of Evil Fuckin' SUCKS!
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon Fuckin' SUCKS!
Zelda's Adventure Fuckin' SUCKS!

And the Mario game, That one SUCKS Too! CD-i Sucks!

F-BOMBS AWAY NERD!

LOL! F-Bombs! To drop some F-Bomes, you say "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Just like say "FIRE!" on Konami LaserScope! Old comments are gone because of new style layout!

"TIME TO DROPING SOME F-BOMBS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" lol good one james