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April 8, 2010 at 2:03 am
“TIME TO DROPING SOME F-BOMBS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK” lol good one james
April 8, 2010 at 5:41 am
LOL! F-Bombs! To drop some F-Bomes, you say “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” Just like say “FIRE!” on Konami LaserScope! Old comments are gone because of new style layout!
April 9, 2010 at 11:44 pm
The Zelda Games on CD-i were Terrible! I bet Nintendo regrets making the decision to license Mario Bros. and Legend of Zelda to Phillips not knowing that they were going to fuck it up this bad.
Link: The Faces of Evil Fuckin’ SUCKS!
Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon Fuckin’ SUCKS!
Zelda’s Adventure Fuckin’ SUCKS!
And the Mario game, That one SUCKS Too! CD-i Sucks!
F-BOMBS AWAY NERD!
April 14, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Dropping the F-Bomb LOL Hillarious
June 1, 2010 at 6:14 am
You invested 700 USD in this 0_0 Supply and demand has no shame D=
June 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm
hahaha i love the fart noises james makes over the ending music, its hilarious
June 6, 2010 at 10:22 am
his face at the beginning is world class
July 26, 2010 at 3:13 am
man i love ur reviews…. when are u gonna do one on WOW…. great game but i kno u could spot sum flaws…… im curious to see ur review on WOW….
August 5, 2010 at 4:13 am
I love the fart song xD
August 5, 2010 at 9:55 pm
i laughed so hard from: “fuckn’ sucks!” to the end
August 7, 2010 at 7:17 pm
what an assload of fuck! i just took a beer and cabbage roll shit that had more appeal than that fucking waste of matter. set it on fire and then cover it with shit. it would improve it 10 score
October 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm
And to think I actually wanted this sytem so bad! What a piece of garbage! Im glad my parents couldnt afford that!! Long live the Nerd!!1
October 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Im sooo sorry you had to do these beyond terrible games Nerd,im so sorry….
October 21, 2010 at 10:11 pm
“When you press down you can make me do the duck walk!! Cool huh?!”. NO ITS NOT COOL FUCK FACE!!!! ITS ASS!!!!!
October 21, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Damn I cant believe those fucking pieces of shit are so damn expensive,even today!!!! What a load of Money Doo-Doo!!!
October 24, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Haven’t the game designers tested this games before releasing them?
Love the F-bombs moment.
5:55- Yeah, you “throw the book” at Ganon.
The wizard in the beginning of Zelda’s Adventure reminds me of Professor Dumbledore.
13:07- That statement is 20 different flavors of funny.
The version of the Zelda at the end should be a ringtone.
March 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm
there must be a way to hack the vibration alarm of cellphones to produce different tones, then accept midi files. On the right surface it might sound similar.
April 3, 2011 at 2:15 am
Anyone else notice the skull crying blood into the river? Who would want bloddy water?
April 12, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Okay– to recap the beginning…. We have a wolf in some kinda weird prince outfit, who then zaps a random dove with his finger like a gun, all the while saying “Whatever I see… I shall DEVOWAH” which then turns into a lion with the same clothes who then breathes fire on the bird, turning it into a typical cartoon-style cooked bird, and then the lion turns into a giant pare of lips and “Devowahs” the bird except the legs, which it then throws into it’s giant mouth one at a time… Wdf.
May 26, 2011 at 7:04 am
You won’t believe what I found in the dumpster (I was not allowed to take it, so I left it):
A Philips CD-I fuckin’PORTABLE!!!
Looks like a portable DVD player would have looked like in 1996. Bulky.
It looked like it was never really used (I wonder why…X-D)
Now you can play “The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe” in school during a break… W*T*F*W*T*T!?(what the fuck where they thinking)
It’s like… Atari figured…”duuh the 5200 sucks, lets make a portable console out of it”
or imagine an action max portable. You would still need a VCR…
or imagine a SEGA CD 32x portable
(and they all need their own batteries) (plus the wires)
or imagine a virtual boy portable (that would’ve been a great idea) “My ass is portable!”
At least it plays VCDs…
Philips CD-I portable…can’t believe it…
July 22, 2011 at 4:04 pm
My diagnosis
well judgin by that there first couple of seconds with the panther lion mouth hybrid
James is able to telekinetically get you high so you can see that
BUT you need to be even more high for it to make sense
August 1, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Wow. 3 shitty Zelda games…
You know, seeing Link, Zelda, Ganon and co, in this trio of awfulness is pretty sad. We grew up with these characters, and for over 20 years, The Legend of Zelda has been a line of really good games. Now this comes out, a bunch of overpriced and barely playable games. It’s kinda like if you would have allowed your best friend to sleep at your house because he’s too drunk to drive, and waking up the next morning to discover he puked on your sofa, clogged your toilet, pissed on the kitchen floor, fucked your girlfriend, and ate all your hot pockets and Lucky Charms before running away. It’s a fucking backstab!
February 11, 2012 at 7:12 am
Hot damn!
August 5, 2011 at 1:05 am
I loved the zelda theme shit song at the end
January 29, 2012 at 10:06 am
would be one hell of an accomplishment to actually fart it XD
November 16, 2011 at 10:15 pm
LMAO at the end of the video
December 16, 2011 at 6:31 pm
I think i just saw that rock face bleed from it’s eyes 0_o
February 11, 2012 at 7:11 am
0_0 @Mssnor
January 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm
”you can make me do the duck walk”..oh man, funny as hell..james’ face!
January 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm
the CD-i zelda wasn’t made by Nintendo, James, that’s why they suck that much
February 2, 2012 at 3:46 am
Ok guys I know this may make me sound racist, but Im half minority so its cool.
Why are there so many voice actors in Zelda’s adventure that sound African American. Does Zelda’s adventure take place in Mississippi or something?
February 2, 2012 at 5:55 am
@Staarscommando LOOOOOOOOOOOL XD who knows? it’s a good point though
February 23, 2012 at 1:11 am
@Staarscommando It aint cool; because you’re not…
February 5, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Yep its fucked up o3o
February 28, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Lol, gotta love that Zelda farting theme tune at the end xD
March 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm
-Zelda tresure chest music- DU NU NU NU!!!!!
*AVGN Found A Shitty Zelda game*
March 12, 2012 at 7:45 pm
Whenever it loads, I think my computer froze again
March 17, 2012 at 7:12 pm
i fucked you mom. hahhahah
March 17, 2012 at 7:13 pm
“thats like ur dad says i fucked ur mom. i cant argue with that” hahaha
March 30, 2012 at 2:07 am
I think DQ’s gonna sue…
May 14, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Since he’s done reviews on all the shitty Zelda games (Zelda 2 included), he should review a good one…in angry nerd style of course!
August 2, 2012 at 2:02 pm
Well, given the quality of these “games”, the alternate Zelda theme at the end sums it up rather nicely. Funny as hell, too. XD
September 23, 2012 at 9:23 pm
@CraigJosh
It doesn’t have to be made by nintendo to be good, the zelda games on the gameboy systems were made by capcom
December 18, 2012 at 9:25 am
Didn’t think that there would be a fuck up Zelda game. But there had be three of them. And why did Nintendo allow someone take their best game and make it shitly.
December 25, 2012 at 11:37 pm
The raspberrying at the end was really funny.
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