Mike Matei / November 25th, 2008
Watch this video on Youtube
April 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Hard to believe a Shitty Mario Game and 3 Shitty Zelda Games Exist, but here we go, another great vid James!
April 20, 2010 at 2:11 am
the cd-i zelda + mario gamesis not for mario/zelda games!
i mean they made the games so bad to get the fans stop using their money on zelda/mario games!
June 1, 2010 at 5:06 am
My boy, this piece of ship is what all warriors strive for. I wonder what’s for dinner?
June 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm
– you’ve killed my mother, my brother, my sister, my wife, my dog and my childreeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– good. 🙂
June 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Please do a full Neo-geo review. I’v seen it many times as like an after thought in your other reviews.Explain Neo-geo as only the nerd can
October 21, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Damn these are by far the worst games I have ever seen Nerd! Im soo sorry you had to go through this …im sorry…
October 24, 2010 at 2:28 pm
1:54- Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse ME, princess.
My god. This game puts the HARD in “hard as sh!t.”
I agree with volt28. I’d like to see a Neo-Geo review. I know about how gigantinc the cartridges are, but I’d like to know more.
January 24, 2011 at 5:30 pm
I’d like to see a Neo-Geo review as well. It has some of my most favorite games of all time.
May 11, 2011 at 2:38 am
OMG I crack up every time I watch this at the end where you go “Fuck this game! Get outta my face!” LMAO hysterical
June 29, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Say if you were in the next super smash bros. game I bet your final smash will be dorpping F bombs. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
July 2, 2011 at 2:55 pm
You dare play these shitty games? You must die!
July 10, 2011 at 3:40 am
10:12-10:18 funniest thing ever. xD
July 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm
-You dare bring ice cream to my lair? You must die!
-The cones! NO! You haven’t seen the last of me!
Before I saw this, my friend said those to me and I had no idea where they came from!
August 6, 2011 at 9:16 am
The only reason i know about these games is from youtube poop XD
August 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm
excuse my text puke but the cutscenes look like they were made in microsoft paint
September 7, 2011 at 5:04 pm
“You killed me!” “Good!”
September 20, 2011 at 10:10 pm
You killed me
September 29, 2011 at 6:10 am
That have nothing to do with Zelda but, yeahh Nintendo was on drugs to let Philips do that shit! 😀
November 8, 2011 at 11:07 am
Wonder how long they had to search to get CD-I Qualified Voice-Actors.
You just don’t find voices like that on the streets! They HAVE to be deliberate. Maybe like in the adult films when the actors are told to act so bad as they can to make it look like a adult film and less like a real movie.
November 12, 2011 at 10:26 am
those guys at phillips must have been on some serious paoties when the made those games
November 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm
At least the music rocks!
December 2, 2011 at 4:47 pm
AVGN sucks at birthday presents, cause this was posted on my birthday 33 years ago, Fuck this, better watch some Nostalgia Critic
December 7, 2011 at 4:40 pm
@EpicGamingLife uh… 33 years ago? AVGN was posting videos from before he was born? 😛 I wonder if the Nostalgia Critic can beat that
January 16, 2012 at 9:11 pm
December 15, 2011 at 7:52 pm
FUCK THIS GAME, GET OUT OF MY FACE!!
December 25, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Those cutscenes look like they were drawn up in MSpaint.
January 2, 2012 at 4:27 am
holy fucking shit over 4 years since this was posted! AHHHHHHH!!!!
January 20, 2012 at 2:04 am
@davidsworld3 Are you from the future…..
January 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Kinda cool how you can see at 2:01 the languages it’s written in.The last one, saying Nederlands is Dutch, my language,I kinda feel sorry for ya, knowing that Philips is Dutch, and the Dutch seemingly suck at making gameconsoles :pDutch nerds, gather! We need to show him we can do better!Because well, this shit just sucks…
March 31, 2012 at 11:22 am
January 16, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Does anyone else think that Gamelon sounds like Camelot?
January 28, 2012 at 7:49 pm
did anyone else notice one of the items is the power glove? 😛
February 14, 2012 at 11:59 am
Wizard:You killed me!
February 22, 2012 at 1:29 am
I miss the old game manuals as well.
February 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm
March 10, 2012 at 11:52 pm
It BURNS!!! When I pee!
April 14, 2012 at 9:04 pm
You could hold me hostage and starve me to death, but I will never play this game.
April 26, 2012 at 3:49 am
One of my favorites
September 23, 2012 at 1:13 am
If i got shot in the kneecaps while getting dragged through a cactus field by buffalos while they excrete endless amounts of shit on me while listening to Justin Bieber; that would be “GOOD” compared to playing this fucking game ROAR!
October 21, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Mike Matei is a good guitar player.
December 25, 2012 at 11:17 pm
Having a real hard time there, James.
June 14, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Wow, I didn’t know there are shitty Zelda games out there, lol.
June 18, 2013 at 4:22 am
wow. Love how you can use zelda. Everything else seems bad though. Very sad 🙁
August 11, 2013 at 5:17 pm
the faces or eeeevil!!
September 30, 2013 at 6:33 pm
I AM A ZELDA FAN AND I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A ZELDA GAME THAT HAS YOU FIND A DOOR WHEN YOU WANNA GO TO THE SELECTION SCREEN AND YOU ACCEDENTLY OPENING A FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. WHAT A PIESE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 8, 2014 at 3:26 am
Any Zelda fan needs to avoid these games at all costs. Every time someone turns on that hunk of shit Shigeru Miyamoto dies a little inside.
February 28, 2014 at 6:12 pm
“Well excuuuuuse me Princess” – Link
June 20, 2014 at 12:33 am
This is The First Assembly of The Holy Kirk, and the mission of my new nerdy religion is to seek comfort, wisdom, and maybe something about ourselves and our future by spreading the enlightening words of the 79 stories charting the adventures of the star ship Enterprise. All who wish to join my online discussions say “Live Long And Prosper” as a comment. This may be what Trekkies might need to be complete, and be enlightened on the deeper meanings that each episode contains.
— Caleb Culbert
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