AVGN: Dracula

A game about Dracula where Harker eats pillows. Just like the book.

"oh ass i mean fuck" lolz

wearing those reebok pumps i see :D

don't know how to suck something lol XD

omg omg its fred fuchs fred fuchs ass

i will give u 2 words fuck u

im sucked dry lol

WHY DO SO MANY GAMES HAVE FUCKING BATS!

that funny eat piilow

MORNING SUN, VANQUISH ME!

watch out for the nerdpire bat created by the angry video game nerd

I eat pillows all the time, they taste great

Lol
Use 1 or 2 words ony please.
Oh I got 2 words for you! FUCK YOU!
Dont know how to FUCK something...
:O

fred fucks!

Hahaha, he really murdered that bat!

Lol, great revew James!

just tried a downloaded game for the Commodore PET (1978)

Computer asks "DO YOU WANT INSTRUCTIONS?"
I entered "Y"
Computer asks "YES OR NO - - ?"
I entered "YES, ASSHOLE"
Computer says
"?EXTRA IGNORED"
and brings up the instructions.

lol you seem to know pretty well Pink Floyd, the best band of all times

And I could see that there were thousands of rats. With there eyes blazing red, like his only smaller. And then he held up his hand and they all stopped! and I thought he seem to be saying: rats ! Rats! RATS! THOUSANDS! MILLIONS OF THEM!

I want a Dracula Game where I play as Renfield!

don't know how to fuck something....
I die laughing every time
XD

Fred Fuchs is my new name for all my video game characters. Too bad FF3 (VI) only lets you use 6 characters...F.Fuchs just doesn't have the same feel to it.

Ah Text games, the bane of my life back when I tried playing the Sherlock Holmes game.
Grave indeed.

Love the Pink Floyd reference. Greatest band in the world. By the way,
*Picks up Loudspeaker* NERD! DO SOMETHING ON METROID OR DONKEY KONG.

Don't know how to f--k something makes me laugh every time. Also, a Sesame Street game?

I love the cinematography of this episode. It's IS similar to that of "Nosferatu" and Universal's "Dracula."

My family used to have a VIC-20, and I remember us still having the keyboard, cassette player, and a controller when we stopped using it. When I was growing up, I played them as toys when I was playing around in the basement.

I still find "Don't know how to "F#CK" something" funny as... f#ck.

The discription James made about "Drac's Night Out" Is how I describe that unreleased Fantastic Four film from 1994 that was produced by Roger Corman.

I've played some of Countdown online. ...Why am I saying this?

I've also played some of the NES version of "Bram Stoker's Dracula," and I also find the gameplay and music weird.

I also find the name Fred Fuchs hilarious.

I've seen "Bram Stoker's Dracula," and the clip after you're defeated DOES come from the movie.

Fred Fuchs

"Fuchs" means "Fox" in german. The letter U is mispronouced.

http://dict.leo.org/ende?lp=ende&lang=de&s...

Fred Fuchs?!?!! Frikin funny! How bout the other crazy names on there? lol

dude! why aren't there more games where you play as Dracula!? playing as a vampire is way more fun than as some stupid human.......I fuckin hate vampire hunters........

Fred Fuchs, Fred Fuchs?!....aahh Fred Fuchs!.lol

Dracula is like.... Duuuuuuh??? haha, best part after "dont know how to fuck something?"

Soo many great moments and lines in this episode. fred fuchs.... poor little guy. one of my favorites. great work james

Somewhere I have a bat toy just like the one you have. Hmmm... -.-

the dracula on Gameboy has the same music as a level in Gex-Deep cover Gecko :D

I love the nerd

Waite whos this guy? Fred Fuchs?! Fred Fuchs?!

The Commodore 64 isn't primitive. It was ahead of its time and IBM PCs (as we have today) took 10 Years to get that far.

Fred Fuchs is (I bet you know already) is a valid german name. It means Fox.
Btw this also works the other way round:
The VIC 20 wasn't released in Germany under that name. Why?
They thought "vic" came too close to german "fick" which REALLY means "fuck" (although we would have pronounced it "wic" instead of "fic").
So they wanted to call it "vixen" which means masturbating... they released it as the VC20 which they translated to "VolksComputer" much like Volkswagen.

Sorry for clever-shitting you, but I'm a nerd, too.

one of my favorite AVGN quotes is the whole Drac's Night Out rant about buried shits.

his emotions look just like the emotic0ns >:(

I love how he's wearing the reebok pumps as he kicks the bat's ass. Good Job, James.

i liked when you beatdowned the bat :D

"use one or two words only"..

oh ok i'll give you two words..FUCK YOU

"Don't know how to fuck something"

AVGN Face palms.....