AVGN: Dracula

Mike Matei / October 14th, 2008

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  • frstefan

    April 14, 2010 at 10:02 am

    i liked when you beatdowned the bat :D

  • NintendoBoy

    April 16, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    I love how he’s wearing the reebok pumps as he kicks the bat’s ass. Good Job, James.

  • Evil milkbottle

    April 26, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    his emotions look just like the emotic0ns >:(

  • gonzoneil

    May 18, 2010 at 1:23 am

    one of my favorite AVGN quotes is the whole Drac’s Night Out rant about buried shits.

  • c64kicksass

    June 7, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    The Commodore 64 isn’t primitive. It was ahead of its time and IBM PCs (as we have today) took 10 Years to get that far.

    Fred Fuchs is (I bet you know already) is a valid german name. It means Fox.
    Btw this also works the other way round:
    The VIC 20 wasn’t released in Germany under that name. Why?
    They thought “vic” came too close to german “fick” which REALLY means “fuck” (although we would have pronounced it “wic” instead of “fic”).
    So they wanted to call it “vixen” which means masturbating… they released it as the VC20 which they translated to “VolksComputer” much like Volkswagen.

    Sorry for clever-shitting you, but I’m a nerd, too.

    • Dement

      February 15, 2013 at 10:13 am

      It’s primitive by today’s standards, that’s what he meant. You really didn’t catch that? I think you’re also the 10000th person without a sense of humor to whine about the Fred Fuchs name issue.

    • October 25, 2013 at 8:53 pm

      The first human being to chip a rock to make a blade was ahead of their time. Despite that, stone tools are primitive.

      • Don Skiver

        May 12, 2014 at 12:47 am

        lmao… You make an excellent point my friend. Well said.

  • Flarsson

    June 13, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Waite whos this guy? Fred Fuchs?! Fred Fuchs?!

  • dcwombat

    June 21, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    I love the nerd

  • Moertel

    July 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    the dracula on Gameboy has the same music as a level in Gex-Deep cover Gecko :D

  • peachdaisy22

    July 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Somewhere I have a bat toy just like the one you have. Hmmm… -.-

  • DarkNeonRain

    August 19, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Soo many great moments and lines in this episode. fred fuchs…. poor little guy. one of my favorites. great work james

  • Matiaxx89

    September 9, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Dracula is like…. Duuuuuuh??? haha, best part after “dont know how to fuck something?”

  • Ramuzik

    September 10, 2010 at 3:58 am

    Fred Fuchs, Fred Fuchs?!….aahh Fred Fuchs!.lol

  • Zelda_Boy

    October 5, 2010 at 10:24 am

    dude! why aren’t there more games where you play as Dracula!? playing as a vampire is way more fun than as some stupid human…….I fuckin hate vampire hunters……..

  • phoenix252005

    October 21, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Fred Fuchs?!?!! Frikin funny! How bout the other crazy names on there? lol

  • fuertherbube

    October 23, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Fred Fuchs

    “Fuchs” means “Fox” in german. The letter U is mispronouced.

    http://dict.leo.org/ende?lp=ende&lang=de&searchLoc=0&cmpType=relaxed&sectHdr=on&spellToler=&search=Fuchs

  • SpeedyEric

    October 24, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    I love the cinematography of this episode. It’s IS similar to that of “Nosferatu” and Universal’s “Dracula.”

    My family used to have a VIC-20, and I remember us still having the keyboard, cassette player, and a controller when we stopped using it. When I was growing up, I played them as toys when I was playing around in the basement.

    I still find “Don’t know how to “F#CK” something” funny as… f#ck.

    The discription James made about “Drac’s Night Out” Is how I describe that unreleased Fantastic Four film from 1994 that was produced by Roger Corman.

    I’ve played some of Countdown online. …Why am I saying this?

    I’ve also played some of the NES version of “Bram Stoker’s Dracula,” and I also find the gameplay and music weird.

    I also find the name Fred Fuchs hilarious.

    I’ve seen “Bram Stoker’s Dracula,” and the clip after you’re defeated DOES come from the movie.

  • nomad175

    November 28, 2010 at 12:03 am

    Don’t know how to f–k something makes me laugh every time. Also, a Sesame Street game?

  • December 7, 2010 at 2:55 am

    Love the Pink Floyd reference. Greatest band in the world. By the way,
    *Picks up Loudspeaker* NERD! DO SOMETHING ON METROID OR DONKEY KONG.

  • December 18, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Ah Text games, the bane of my life back when I tried playing the Sherlock Holmes game.
    Grave indeed.

  • mcnerven

    December 20, 2010 at 6:43 am

    Fred Fuchs is my new name for all my video game characters. Too bad FF3 (VI) only lets you use 6 characters…F.Fuchs just doesn’t have the same feel to it.

  • January 4, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    don’t know how to fuck something….
    I die laughing every time
    XD

  • GoGoOtaku

    January 23, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    And I could see that there were thousands of rats. With there eyes blazing red, like his only smaller. And then he held up his hand and they all stopped! and I thought he seem to be saying: rats ! Rats! RATS! THOUSANDS! MILLIONS OF THEM!

    I want a Dracula Game where I play as Renfield!

  • Mad Hatter

    February 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    lol you seem to know pretty well Pink Floyd, the best band of all times

  • March 20, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    just tried a downloaded game for the Commodore PET (1978)

    Computer asks “DO YOU WANT INSTRUCTIONS?”
    I entered “Y”
    Computer asks “YES OR NO – - ?”
    I entered “YES, ASSHOLE”
    Computer says
    “?EXTRA IGNORED”
    and brings up the instructions.

  • Otacon126

    June 1, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Lol, great revew James!

  • Masiah17

    July 2, 2011 at 6:18 am

    Hahaha, he really murdered that bat!

  • cool99

    July 2, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    fred fucks!

  • DoomMaster78i9

    July 17, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Lol
    Use 1 or 2 words ony please.
    Oh I got 2 words for you! FUCK YOU!
    Dont know how to FUCK something…
    :O

  • MASTODON

    July 31, 2011 at 2:10 am

    I eat pillows all the time, they taste great

    • arazgriz25

      December 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm

      …Awkward.

    • ThrowntoReality

      January 17, 2012 at 8:33 am

      Me too, mine are made from barley and wheat. Mix with milk.

      • legend killer

        February 10, 2012 at 6:31 am

        Awkard again. @ThrowntoReality

  • August 17, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    watch out for the nerdpire bat created by the angry video game nerd

  • The Kaleidoscopic God

    September 8, 2011 at 11:41 am

    MORNING SUN, VANQUISH ME!

  • StevenKyleRickenbacker

    September 15, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    “use one or two words only”..

    oh ok i’ll give you two words..FUCK YOU

    “Don’t know how to fuck something”

    AVGN Face palms…..

  • DylanParrott

    December 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    that funny eat piilow

  • December 25, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    WHY DO SO MANY GAMES HAVE FUCKING BATS!

  • CesarSanchez

    January 1, 2012 at 6:42 am

    im sucked dry lol

  • monkmaxs

    January 1, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    i will give u 2 words fuck u

  • monkmaxs

    January 1, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    omg omg its fred fuchs fred fuchs ass

  • AltonMc

    January 2, 2012 at 1:14 am

    don’t know how to suck something lol XD

  • AquaLeaf

    January 8, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    wearing those reebok pumps i see :D

  • metalfuk1

    January 31, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    “oh ass i mean fuck” lolz

  • ArtemiyAndreyev

    February 3, 2012 at 1:45 am

    A game about Dracula where Harker eats pillows. Just like the book.

  • Faucet

    February 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Don’t know how to fuck something lol

  • February 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    I’m guessing you know about this? If not, you do now! :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Fuchs

  • Funeralfog

    February 27, 2012 at 3:13 am

    makes sense why Ozzy bit the head off a bat now isn’t it? hahaha

  • cpend7

    March 10, 2012 at 4:53 am

    I like PUMP SHOES my speed without shoe: 20, with shoe: 40 i need shoes <3

  • TahneeGeorge

    March 14, 2012 at 4:35 am

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    March 14, 2012 at 4:41 am

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    March 14, 2012 at 4:43 am

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    • Spinningtop5

      March 16, 2012 at 9:40 am

       @TahneeGeorge Nope

    • JordanWalters

      March 18, 2012 at 12:51 am

       @TahneeGeorge what did you think you just did? took a shit?

    • Doughy_Baby

      March 21, 2012 at 1:27 am

       @TahneeGeorge can’t tell if trolling or us stupid.

  • 1CLVico

    March 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Bat beat ! I’M BATMAAAAAAAAAN !!!

  • DarrylMcEleney

    March 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Epic ending

  • March 27, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    The suicide DraculaReason of death: To much torture from his own games 

  • 8bitheroo

    April 10, 2012 at 6:53 am

    there’s an other game with dracula.. it’s called Akumajou Special: Boku Dracula Kun and it’s cool

  • April 16, 2012 at 5:07 am

    Ha ha! Echoes DOES sound like Phantom of the Opera. Huh.

  • Cygnus

    April 27, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    @Disagreer Actually, it’s more accurate to say that the Phantom of the Opera theme sounds like Echoes. Roger Waters even claims that Andrew Lloyd Webber plagiarized the riff from Echoes, athough he never actually filed a lawsuit.

  • AVGN Fan

    June 17, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Dont know how to fuck something

    SO FUNNY

  • m0desty

    June 19, 2012 at 4:57 am

    yes, the scene is from the movies, just after jonothan sees the 3 women kill the baby, thats when ya see close up of his face.

  • WyldeGoose

    July 16, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    About the A/C adapter. The reason why you see so many A/C Adapters on the cord now is because, if you notice, the darn thing heats up if you have it plugged in. That’s because it’s transforming 120/140 VAC coming out of your socket down to the 5VDC the game console needs to operate. That heat can accumulate in the console and even cause damage to it if there is no way the machine can mitigate the heat.

  • TheNerdGamer

    August 17, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    fred fuchs

  • KissOfEmber

    September 5, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I’m a little sad you didn’t review Dracula: Resurrection for Playstation/PC that came out in 1999. Though to my knowledge this may be due to the fact it’s a Point N Click game. If you do look at it, I would love to hear your opinion on it.

  • HeavyIsPie

    October 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    its dracu-nerd! :)

  • Shaved Badger

    December 2, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    Don’t know whether you would class it as a dracula game but there was a master system (and game gear) game called vampire. It was a blatant castlevania rip off with all the nasty traits of a rushed hack job. Although it could be fun with persistence it got boring really fucking fast.

  • Pawel Pawlowski

    January 1, 2013 at 5:43 am

    Dracula for nes.I remember this game well.You have to beat the game twice to see the ending.To this day i wonder why i forced myself to do that,so bloody hard that was.

  • FrancisHatesYou

    January 27, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    The morning sun has vanquished the awful nerd

  • May 11, 2013 at 7:15 am

    I have some textadventures on C64 and they behave differently. Most of them don’t know how to fuck anything, but sometimes you get something different. One of them actually said “go wash your mouth out”, meaning that the programmers expected you to swear. Another one was in german, which was really funny.
    I entered “fick dich” and it said “dich kenne ich nicht”.
    (“fuck you” – Computer:”I don’t know you”). Maybe it fucks itself if it knew me better.

  • Slyjay

    June 17, 2013 at 3:51 am

    Not bad. Like it when you show unreleased games. Very interesting!

  • October 2, 2013 at 2:16 am

    watching all the episodes again :)

  • October 8, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    I love this vid man! Good times!

  • June 23, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    The only vampire RPG i really liked was Vampire The Masquerade: Redemption and to some extent i liked (because of really crazy characters) Bloodlines.
    Then there was Bloodomen Legacy of Kain and Bloodomen 2. The best action-adventure was the last Legacy of Kain (you played as Kain and Razael from Soul Reaver),forgot the name …

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