Top Ten Trek Technobabbles

If the two of them ever step into the same room, it would cause an paradoxon in the space/time continuum...wait! what I´m talkin about?!

So great, James! Compared to the pure boredom of Star Treck - your Technobnabble at least sound plausible. :D

I'm a die hard Trek fan and I found this hysterical.

@Mr.Anderson I think you missed the idea of just watching these videos for entertainment.

You do realize that number 5 isn't technobable but a password or code?
As mentioned before, tachyons are actually hypothetical particles that always travel faster than light.
And number 1, if you don't freak out by hearing the name of a machine or part, isn't that technobabled.

I'm just shocked at the end James didn't bring up the A-Team because of Dwight.

Should I be alarmed that I actually understood that stuff?

Haha, #1 and James own technobabble
He´s always been good at technobabble, thats one of the reasons why the Star Trek review in AVGN is my favorite.

honestly i think you made the top trek technobabble right before you played your number 1

The Quantum Flux Capacitar w/ Matter Anti-matter Field Generator that generates Anti-time Subatomical Particles excelerates my Tachyan Particle Emmissions produced from my Sulfuric Anomalies trailing from my Glutiusmaximus Butticus causing the Quatnum Filiments to stain my Tighty Whiteys.

1985, Here I come!

I thought #1 made sense, on some level. I felt like I understood what he was saying. Or I just think I did because of some key words.

Tachyons are hypothetical subatomic particles that travel faster than the speed of light and as such can move freely about time-space. They're also mentioned in Alan Moore's Watchman in regards to Mr. Manhatten.

Hope that helps =)

dont' they go sideways?

You know, Tachyons are a real thing, not just technobabble. They are, i think, particles that travel backwards in time, though you know, I may have just gotten that from Star Trek myself lol No, seriously, I have heard of Tachyons before. And I do think they have something to do with time.

It seems that there were some added captions added that weren't in the original version of this.

Data + Doc Brown = 1.21 Positronic Gigawatts!

That.
Would.
Be.
Awesome.

But we should throw Spock into the mix just to make it that much more complex.

The Doc + Data + Spock = A conversation that is capable of.. anything...

Yeah, kent's right. Riker was only talking bullshit during that part.

mi mind is brokded...

the one where riker is blabbing on and on to a ferengi about how to work a control pannel... he is intentionally doing so to distract the ferengi officer while the crew re-commandeers the enterprise that was hi-jacked earlier in the episode. i think it's the episode where picard gets turned into a little kid through a transporter accident.

out of context, that quote, or "technobabble", is just way funnier. like if riker were actually explaining something like that, it really wouldn't surprise me. :)

LOL james, that episode is called "The Nth Degree" not the "9th" degree!
That's the first factual error I've ever discovered in one of your videos! That's also my personal favorite episode of star trek TNG

Oh god!!!

I have to say that these "top tens" are quite entertaining.