Dick Tracy

You know James I think that instead of driving the car to get around without trying to get shot at, how about you try Walking? Sure it'll have to take a lot of patience but who knows maybe you might pass the game.

LMFAO your Reviews are awesome your funny try L.A noire that's the best detective game ever and its made by one of the most talented companies in the world Rockstar games gazillion times better than this crap.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK!

If you like THE IDEA of Dick Tracy Game...Mybe you will try L.A. Noire?

Why was et in atari so bad? Somone please tell me

lol damn you lost it at the ending was that fake or real rage?

will we ever get rocketeer? I know that at this point old shitty unbeatable NES games are almost trite. Still, this is something that needs a solid internet video. "Cause there are shitloads of youtube videos of games that need prper roasting. Yep, I'm just going to go out ther and call what you've done roasting. If any programmer has watched one of these videos and felt a pang of regret, you have accomplished your original intent. You fucking invented an entire internet genre. You also redifine it. Tons of after the fact fuckier add gimmicks but you still have usurped them. Jesus Chirst. You totally get your own chapter in whatever the hell encyclopedias look like in the future.

Holy shit you are influential. God damn. I don't know if anyone reading this is aware of how much these first few AVGNs have steered the course of internet video but FUCK. I was a top contender to knock the fucker down a peg. Even now in his current fully formed status he isn't the most photogenic fucker that you could have. BUT. On the other hand everybody that has been choose to be elevated" to "television" has that same "failed actor" biography. Contrast that to the James Rolfe story where after the fact it's obvious that he'd have something going due to the fact that he's what we'd call a failed director.

Come on dude. If none of your friends can call your lame, public access shit out, allow me. NObody cares about your old ass "Before I was AVGN student films" Nobody. We tolerate it in the face of the unproven AVGN movie. Which, I will say right now, If it's as good as the first two years of AVGN it will be a classic. I am not saying you can't pull off a super good cult hit.

HOLY JeEZ i am stopping right now because this comment has adversley affected my drinking.

Know that what you have done is highly inluential and if you just stay the course without goofball florishes you should be in the clear.

Holy fuck dude. There are so many nes) (at least) games to fucking ridicule.

you wanna play a good detectve game play la noris

Best AVGN ending, PERIOD.

L.A Noire in NES form. Lol.

Played it today! So unfair!!! WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES??? :)

DUMB DICKARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I might know one main reason why it sucks.
It's made by the same fucking people who made Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

try LA NOIRE! I Guarantee you will find everything you wanted from DICk TRacy but did not get. (Mainly there aren't snipers that murder you from the rooftops :D )

30 seconds no more dick

now that was an angry video game nerd freakout at the end!

I remember having Dick Tracy for the Master System, and I recall it better than this shit.

How about throwing in a followup?

If you haven't already you should try LA Noire, its basically everything you said you wanted from the Dick Tracy game!

To tell u the truth James i actually beaten Dick Tracy, yeah it took'd me a few fucking years and me and my brother yelled fuck alot but we beat it with heart trust and the internet here are the codes for u hard working gamers trying to beat Fucking Dick Hole Tracy

Case Combination
Case 2 207-119-060
Case 3 164-003-201
Case 4 036-224-136
Final Case 007-215-047

Well James, your dreams have come true. L.A. Noire is out. Like Dick Tracy, except it doesn't suck dick, like Dick Tracy.

What a shitty game, be a detective in video game is a great concept, but this way? Stupid game!

i found out how to use tht useless heart u were tlkin bout just hold select and press b or a

cowa-fuckng piece of dog dick i know that has nothing to do wit it but shit rhymes with dick

That Tracy is such a Dick!

@Mikazo- private dick, better than being a public dick.

I lol'd when he got completely insane at the end. I think that that is his most angry moment yet.

I never saw the movie and ive wondered how dick came out of richard and i got this http://answers.ask.com/Reference/Other/why_is_dick...
and dick meaning penis didnt come out til like the late 1800s i think, so this was b4 that meaning came out of it.

To be fair, I don't consider the movie that good either. It had some good performances and a decent story, but it just didn't resonate.

straight ass!

no fuckin continues??........wwwwhhhhyyyy!!!!! classic.

I've first seen "Dick Tracy" on TV when I was in 1st Grade (1993). I like the movie, but Dickard isn't as tough as a detective as Batman. Also, this was the first movie where I was introduced to Madonna.

I find the snipers both pointless and horrendous in a game like this. It's just an anger indusing addition to have.

I wonder how different the Genesis version of this game is.

I like the updates James made in the YouTube version of this episode, including the one about the healt power-ups.

Good thing that nowadays, we have good detective games like "Batman: Arkham Asylum." Wait. Good? Arkham Asylume is actually GREAT. =D

The ending is one of the best ending to an AVGN episode.

You are one of the lucky ones my friend lol FUCK THIS GAME!!!

I loved this movie too. But I never laid my hands on that game,.. jajaj

Viva la Nerd!!!

I was really disappointed with this game too,and I was never the same since..psych! That game sucked!!

I am really glad I passed up this game now. I heard about it when it came out but never got the chance to play it. I also really liked Dick Tracy when it came out in both the movies and the cartoon show and I also dressed up as Dick Tracy for Hallowen. How could they make this game? Nice review, James.

The only thing I remember about this game is breaking my NES Advantage during the driving sequence. What a load of shit - the game and the controller.

i actually tried to play this game but i had the same issue as james.
The damn snipers...

I cuss like you when I get frustrated with games. All you hear is fuck, motherfucker and godanm fucking piece of shit.
This may be one of your angriest moments :D

Lol, I just bought the new Power Unlimited. (Dutch gaming magazine) and they made a special colum about movie games that sucked. When I looked I saw Dick Tracy on the list and they made a refrence about u James.

the driving scene is worse than ghost busters on nes

"Dick" is also a slang term for detective. What, never heard of the term "private dick?"

oh its dick alright mine as well be shit tracy the fuck files the go to hell edition

never really had this game but it almost seems as bad as simons quest

The part where you shout in a pillow made me laugh my ass off, i did exactly the same when i got frustrated after hours of fruitless gaming.
Great vid ;D