Deadly Towers

Oh man, that German part was classic LMFAO...

"Well I gave that a try."

This is almost the worst game ever made. Final Fantasy 14 takes the cake. Final Fantasy 11 was pretty shit-awful too.

i don't know, the older episodes are funnier

yes ive walked into a wall and appeared in another room LSD for the ps1

Ludder, hah! Yeah, that's the norwegian spelling for uhm... what you said. Gotta love it when they come up with these seemingly "random" names for various things.

My brother got this game after he saw this. He told me how bad it is... and i wnted to play it. Ii saved enough cheap-ass hoes for a helmet and i got higher defense. then i kept going to the same rooms with the life-up things and i got a total of 200 health. too bad it starts you off with 100/200 and u have to go buy potions.
Well, i was fooling around on the spawn area and my NES glitched to where the screen had shapes. everything was still there but you couldnt tell what was you or the fire. i found a block near the right side of the screen and walked into it.
And, that started my quest to beat Deadly Towers.

I always try out these games anfter i watch the reviews, but i'll be damned to find little red hood, wally bear and the no game or master chu and the drunkard hu on a ROM...

cant belive it your german sounds realy good ^^
ah and @ "volt28" its true our language sounds angry for ppl
that dont know it

i also noticed you wearing a t-shirt of the Oktober Fest from germany if im not wrong . . .
cant remeber the episode xD

did you was in München Germany or you just like our bear :D ?

greetings from germany

Hahahaha, one of the best episodes!

Back in the days when James cared about his fans. The good ole days.

wow. im a tool. they're right in front of me. disregard.

dodo?... doodoo....touche autocorrect...touche.

heh man...
i have a very serious question for you.
first of all i love you. my boyfriend and i BOTH do. AVGN, games, and dodo jokes are strangely a very large part of our relationship. and i was wondering dude...i have summed up the vastness of BOTH of our internet knowledge and i cant find any of these remixes ANYWHERE....i want em :( is there any where i can get some of these?...i need to feel just as badass when i'm not in front of my computer!

much love man and keep up the rage.
josie

This one gives me a great idea How about AVGN review some shitty ww2 game on nes and have somebody on as a guest who knows german dress up as an ss officer or some kind of german ww2 guy , or evan hittler yeah have hittler on as a guest playing a shittly ww2 game on nes going into balistic rants in german about how shitty the game is loosing the war and what ever shit thats halarius.

I've sent email to james,with no answer.

This has got to be one of the funniest video's I have ever seen. Ever! I laughed so damn hard watching this when I first saw it a year or so ago. Then, last night, I watched it again on YouTube, and could not stop laughing. Most AVGN video's, for me, have a laugh here and there, but this is just insane. I was laughing so damn hard, I couldn't breath. Tears welled up in my eyes. It actually had that affect. Thank you for creating this, and I seriously hope you do something like this again. Thanks for the laugh. It was badly needed. I have not laughed like that since I saw the first Jackass movie, which was years ago.

Am I the first person to notice this? He's shooting something white from his crotch until blue balls go away. I expected to hear that in the video, but it seems that if any of the emails pointed that out, the nerd didn't use them.

Everything sounds angrier in german XD

@fuertherbube - Nice job on the second sentence. James was saying it too fast for me to catch. I've also only taken four years of German, and haven't had too much experience speaking it in the first place.

About 6:51 translation:

"Das Spiel ist Scheiße!"

That Game is shit!

"Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!"

This game fucks you harder than life!

"This game is a chicken lickin', finger f#ckin', son of a b!tch." XD

Best birthday present ever, came out on my birthday and he used my quote about marble madness sprites and even got an image :D.. although he didnt show all the sprites... only the ball.. - the worm like things and the puddles of water are also direct sprite rips from marble madness

I wonder if he will do this again..you know let the fans review a game again. I would love to do a game review,if I only could figure out how to set it up...of course it would never be the epic awesomeness that is the Nerd,but I could try! lol

LOL @ the German comment. I could decipher at least the first sentence, "This game is shit!"

"Well.. I gave that a try..." classic

I just love your try with the german rants :-D Great ;-)

I hope you knew, what you are sayin'?

Don't think I have heard so much swearing in a AVGN episode as this one. Fucking hillarious! :D

why quotes are so dirt and rude? oh, people))))
btw most quotes sounds familiar with avgn phrases, which make me think, that phrases were picked by avgn according his dirty type of humor, or can be, that people just tried to copy him, which is funny too.)

i love quotes. sorry i took up 3 comments to talk, but i thought i was done talking but i wasnt.

oh wait. its not poop nor is it choclate, its shit! lol

that's a lot of poop jokes! lol

you have a yahoo mail? me too! cool

well since every one is wanting to get a first comment il get a comment first,
u r awesome

Ludder = Cheap Ass Hoe haha. Seriously though, that is Swedish slang, though it spells Luder so I wonder how that ended up in the Urban Dictionary ^^

nice try speaking german james ;)

great job!

That was so awesome when you spoke german. I am from Germany you know. If anyone need a translation, here it is.

You said: Das Spiel ist scheiße! (ß=ss) Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter, als das Leben.

Translation: That game is shit. This game fucks you harder than life.

So now you know... :D

I played this game for countless hours when I was young. I'm glad I'm not the only one who never figured it out.