Mike Matei / July 22nd, 2008
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April 19, 2010 at 2:31 am
Heey, where’s the Sega Genesis Batman?
April 20, 2010 at 2:44 am
the fighting end was just like the joker,s game good act mike!
April 21, 2010 at 6:11 am
mike was joker?
April 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm
OH look at that, chainsaw to the dick!!!
hahaha best comment ever
April 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I’m with -RT, where the Genesis version of Batman. It had some decent level variations and was fairly faithful to Tim Burton’s film. It was certainly better than most of the games in this review.
That said, avgn’s shock at the button scheme of Batman Forever is one of my favorite nerd moments.
May 12, 2010 at 7:07 am
He does do Revenge of the Joker for the Sega Genesis in the 2nd part of the review. If there’s another Sega Genesis Batman game, it probably isn’t shitty enough for the review. After all, part of the lyrics in the AVGN them song is “to play the shitty games that suck ass”. xD
June 3, 2010 at 6:32 pm
My favorite batman game is easily Arkham Asylum
Man, is that good
June 20, 2010 at 12:41 pm
jump button is “UP”, because it’s a full clone of mortal combat and in mortal combat, as in all combats UP is always a jump. this game is pathetic. fucking piece of bat’s shit.
July 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm
i love the batman costume
July 15, 2010 at 3:41 am
that game had such potential but no
July 16, 2010 at 8:02 pm
Batman forever sound like mortal kombat, and now we have Mortal kombat vs DC universe
August 2, 2010 at 1:43 am
BATMAN FOREVER ON THE SNES WAS FUCKING AWESOME
HOW HOLD ARE YOU FOR FUCK SAKE
I PLAYED THIS GAME WHEN IT CAME OUT AND I WAS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL!
WE PLAYED THE GAMES 2 PLAYER COOP AND WE BEAT THE GAME EASILY
AND WHY THE FUCK AIN’T YOU PLAYING COOP GAME IN COOP ?
I GET THE PART THAT YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT ANY FRIEND, BUT WHAT ABOUT SELLING A FEW OF YOUR GAMES TO HIRE A FRIEND TO PLAY THE GAME AS THEY ARE USUALLY MEANT TO BE PLAYED !??!??
YOU DID NOT EVEN MENTIONED THE 2 PLAYER (MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE) INCLUDED WITH BATMAN FOREVER.
DUDE I SERIOUSLY WISH THAT YOU WILL DIE ALONE WITH A BUNCH OF KITTEN
August 7, 2010 at 1:09 pm
you again? son of a bitch. why hasnt somebody set you on fire yet.
you and this game should take a bath together. and while your at it. throw a toaster in the water.
August 16, 2010 at 9:42 pm
if u dont like james rolfe then why would u make an account on cinemassacre you stupid idiot and are u really that mad about a stupid game then u must be a real freaking low life nerd
August 26, 2010 at 11:40 pm
but first I got to tell it i’m ‘Bat Man!”….I’M Bat Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan lol
August 28, 2010 at 10:58 am
Ugh, you fuck nugget. You need that toaster in that bath with you as Ferrobbra said. While we’re at it, make it the Nintoaster. The game is shit, and you eat it up. We might say it is a mixed bag (though few would say that). But, as James said best, “It’s a trash bag that’s had a bad day. Like, your mom empties the cat litter box in it. Fresh doodie pebbles right into the bad. Then, your sister throws away her used tampons in the same bag. Then, your brother comes home, piss-ass drunk, and he upchucks, just pukes, right into the bag!” And that’s the bag you’d fit into.
October 6, 2010 at 7:58 am
October 6, 2010 at 10:46 am
Im so glad I never played Batman Forever! The only Batman game that rocks is Batman: Arkam Asylum! That game kicks ass!!! Long live the Nerd!!!
October 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
you know what, there is at least1 batman game that you left out, Its batman for the gameboy. I will be looking at this game at my youtube channel TheNintendoMaserXD, in the near future. But still, AWESOME!!!!
October 21, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Mike is fuckin hillarious! Your lucky to have great friends James
Im Batmaaaaann! lol
October 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
Batman is my all-time favorite superhero, and the film series are one of my all-time favorites, and it’s thanks to the Christopher Nolan films.
I love your new location, James, especially since this 2-parter episode. It’s like the Nerd Cave.
I’ve played some of the NES game, but I’ve only made it to the middle of the 2nd level. It I was gonna finish this game, I gotta be hard-core.
I wonder if Joel Schumacher help design the Batman Forever game. Also, what’s with the stock enemies? Doesn’t this game have Riddler and Two-Face? At least you saved yourself the insanity that is “Batman & Robin” for the PlayStation.
The good Batman games I’ve played from start to finish are Batman Begins, Justice League Heroes, and (shocker) Batman: Arkham Asylum.
October 29, 2010 at 3:29 am
Did anyone else play Shatterhand? Great game that reminded me a ton of the excellent original Batman on the NES, though both games are harder than porn star’s cock.
November 27, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Wait a minute: there are actually good Batman games besides Arkham Asylum? Just kidding. Of course the Batman Forever game is bad: it was made by Acclaim.
December 1, 2010 at 7:25 am
I haven’t seen this one in a while. I forgot about the abomination that was Batman Forever. Man, when my cousins and I rented that game, we thought it was going to be as awesome as Batman Returns (SNES) was…boy were we disappointed. I don’t even know how the game ended. lol
December 12, 2010 at 2:48 am
This is one of your best videos. Every time I watch this one it gets better. Funny funny ass shit.. The nerd at his best.
December 20, 2010 at 1:06 pm
December 23, 2010 at 9:11 pm
IM BATMAN!!! Hilarious!XD
February 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
i playied batman forever and all i can say its that : THAT GAME CAN SUCK MY BALLS !!!! I WAS YOUNG BUT WTF I COULDNT PASS THE THIRD LVL OR WHATEVER IT WAS !!!
March 3, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Gaming enthusiasts actually made a hack for Batman for the NES that made it easier. Considering that almost every hack is designed to make the game harder, this says something about how hard (and cheap) the game is.
I love this episode for two reasons. First is the “Restart Game? Who the fuck is talking about restarting?” Second is the sheer angriness at the comically poor control scheme of Batman Forever.
April 25, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Wow the Batman Forever Analysis on Snes brings me Back to an old debate. what is better Snes or Sega Genesis. My Cousin Had Snes I Had Genesis. Back in tho’s times it was great to have one or the other and have a close friend / relative have the other so you could see what you might be missing out on either system as Batman Forever is a key example of what People who only had access to Snes where missing out on. On genesis it was the same game but the controls weren’t all fucked up it was a Fun Game. But I remember my cousin who rented it on Snes was going through the exact same shit as AVGN In this episode So basically in conclusion Don’t base your opionion of Batman Forever only the Snes. Check it out on Genesis Of course the 6 button controller or Nomad is mandatory. It is a Fun game i remember playing it allot in my past. But on Snes The button set up dose almost ruin the entire experience.
May 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm
ROFL everytime i watch this episode, when he gets all pissed about the buttons….
May 30, 2011 at 1:14 am
One thing I noticed when watching through the videos from the beginning: you moved! Why wasn’t this acknowledged in the series? The nerd lair with wood paneling in the basement is 1,000,000 times more iconic than the dingy cramped apartment living room with the old radiator and the high plaster ceilings, although the apartment has its place in nostalgia to be sure. I also believe this is the FIRST video in the series to take place in the Nerd Lair. Great way to start, love Matei’s Joker!
June 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Just as -headcase- Said, This is also one of my fav’s due to those two things.. When ya go all out RAGE! on the stupid controll settings.. “THERES FOUR BUTTONS RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CONTROLLER!!.. WHA.. !.. THATS NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH!??111! & “Who the fuck is talkin about restarting?!”
July 4, 2011 at 9:31 am
Batman Forever it sucked back then and it sucks forever! That had me in stitches.
August 4, 2011 at 3:57 am
baahaha reminds me of the episode you go “who where’s a mask playing video games”
August 4, 2011 at 4:01 am
- James Rolfe
August 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm
one of the best AVGN video and……..I would love to see James as Batman+mike as joker in a real batman movie…lol
August 26, 2011 at 5:37 pm
As a child i remember renting Batman returns for the Sega Genesis… The controls were so bad and i was so lost at that first grappling hook part I litterally thought my game was defective and had my parents take me back to return it for another copy. When i realized the game was just bad i reluctantly went back to my other games because i could at least PLAY them. No select button on the sega controller… i wonder if it was just some weird button combo to use the hook…
August 26, 2011 at 5:40 pm
September 2, 2011 at 11:11 pm
before my dog chewed my SNES cord this year i bought Batman Forever …. i know what it means …its fucking HORRIFYINGLY BAD
September 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm
Fuckin’ Batman Forever. Definitely wasted a weekend when I rented this one. Could never figure out how to get the grappling hook to go up since Block Buster didn’t have the manual
September 11, 2011 at 2:03 pm
You have a Commodore64! That’s great! *_*
September 11, 2011 at 6:10 pm
I have batman forever on the sega genesis and the controls are even worse if thats possible to believe
September 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm
@JamesAVGN Have you played Arkham Asylum? And are you going to buy Arkham City?
September 15, 2011 at 3:55 pm
You missed Batman Returns on the Sega Genesis. Its’s different then the super nintendo one (unless it’s in the next video)., and THE GAME IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!! FUCK BATMAN FOREVER TOO!! I WOULD RATHER EAT OUT PENGUINS ASSHOLE THEN PLAY THAT PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN
September 29, 2011 at 1:44 pm
I had Batman Forever for PC. You think it’s hard playing with 12 buttons? Try a fucking keyboard. I never made it past the grappling part and I had it for years.
October 19, 2011 at 8:34 pm
Riddle me this, AVGN fans!
What normally has a pot of gold at its end, but you’ll only find shit at the end of this one?
November 24, 2011 at 11:20 am
October 23, 2011 at 3:43 am
I cant believe I made it to Two Face as a kid on Sega :/
November 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Omg, I just tried watching ONE TGWTG video and he’s so whiny i’d rather watch the same AVGN videos over and over! He repeats himself and thinks his jokes are funny. I don’t like his face, either.
James Rolfe > all.
November 21, 2011 at 2:25 am
Dang, I never saw James so mad on any review. This deserve the “Mad Medal” achievement. (Though everything he says is true, and damnly funny on how he does it.)
November 25, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Mike Matei delivers one of the best portrayals of The Joker I’ve seen.
December 3, 2011 at 9:59 am
Please someone deliver an oscar to Mike Matei
December 6, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Mike’s hilarious in this one as the joker lol
Wish we could get more awesome vids like this but seems like James has toned it down quite a bit for his movie right? Meh I rather just see lots more of these.
December 17, 2011 at 12:31 am
Oh man, I used to have batman forever on the sega genesis, if you think this was bad, try doing those controls with only 3 buttons and no triggers.
January 12, 2012 at 4:19 pm
@mightylink dude i know exactly what you mean
December 21, 2011 at 8:57 pm
James do a batman arkham asylum review for the fans man or will keep telling you and try the sequel arkham city come on everyone let’s keep telling him to do a batman arkham asylum and city review PS James you don’t need the angry nerd for this man.
December 31, 2011 at 11:50 am
@Tekkenfan I thought your “.” key was broken until the end of that post.
December 22, 2011 at 2:56 am
I love moments when Mike goes Ape Shit….
January 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Heh, I didn’t really thing Batman Forever was bat… ehrm, bad, just frustrating. The worst part, and I still remember this, is the special moves. You don’t talk about them, but they were awesome because of the arsenal of gadgets you could use. However, the button combinations in the manual weren’t right. I checked my box, there I still have a piece of paper with the button combinations that did work. I had to find out through trial and error! And those combinations are so elaborate, I didn’t use them a whole lot. Anyway, I still think the game is pretty fun once you get used to it, even though I never got past the brutal circus stage.
January 19, 2012 at 6:03 am
January 25, 2012 at 8:07 pm
I think this is hands down my favorite episode. James’ rage at the controls of Batman Forever seems more genuine than any other episode, making that much funnier.
January 28, 2012 at 6:13 am
I totally know what James angers with Batman forever When I was younger I had the same exact problems within the first five mins…If I only would have known, I could have told the shop I rented from that I´m Batman….too bad the shop isnt around anymore…
Anyway…the best Batman game ever made is the one based off TAS. Love it till today
February 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Ledger? Nicholson? No… Matei is the greatest Joker.
February 7, 2012 at 10:05 pm
“I am the bat” — Hank Venture
February 25, 2012 at 9:46 am
I’d hate to be batman. He must be going through alot of stress. You know with his parents getting killed and…….HAVING ALL THESE SHITTY GAMES!
February 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm
AVGN is the best makes shitty games look fun ! thanks nerd and good luck with your movie we all are waiting for and will support it 100% when it comes out !
March 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm
I have returns for both the genesis and the SNES. it’s honestly WORSE for the genesis. even with the manuals, it’s impossible to play. one fo the honestly worst games I own.
March 4, 2012 at 10:23 pm
that bat face is priceless when he is on the commodore 64 LOL (2:06 & 2:30)
March 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Mike deserves an award for his Joker part !!! Just love it !!!
March 31, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Batman Forever for SNES is basically what I think of the new Ninja Gaiden games… pointless beat em up…
March 31, 2012 at 8:41 pm
btw – by 1995 SNES games got so bad I didn’t even mind playing my CD-I
April 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm
BMF’s controls should go a bit more like this.
Y: Grappling hook
Select: select item or weapon on the fly
The combat would be better had it been combo based. That way its actually quicker and fun to have enemies that have large amounts of health.
Then again, they could have ported the Saturn arcade game to the SNES/GENS instead. At least they could make it like Returns, but with digitized graphics. It may not have all the graphical features side for the SNES being able to zoom and rotate objects and BGs, but it would be better than the current 16bit version.
April 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Oops, meant X: Grappling hook, not Y.
April 29, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, chainsaw to the dick.
April 30, 2012 at 10:26 am
I notice he doesn’t have Batman 1989 on the Sega Genesis.
May 5, 2012 at 8:11 am
OMG as a kid this game gave me nightmares.
I could not get past the part with the grappling hook.
Got there, would try for 20 minutes shooting the hook around, nothing.
In fact, I never knew how to get past it until seeing this video.
TY for showing I was not alone in this wretched suffering
June 12, 2012 at 1:15 pm
One of the best nerd episodes ever. He sounds so properly angry!
November 9, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Batman on NES was so awesome when I played it as a kid. Hard as fuck, but so cool.
November 10, 2012 at 1:09 am
Well one of the angriest avgn episodes more than ljn’s!!!!
November 17, 2012 at 7:57 pm
YOOO neard, get some real BATMAN HERE XDDD
December 7, 2012 at 10:08 pm
That was really great.I loved those reviews so much, they are funny as hell, my buddy just showed it up to me and that is trully fantastic, keep up the great work.Greetings for brazil!Alan.
February 7, 2013 at 7:16 pm
This is still my favorite Nerd episode
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