Loading Video...
Cinemassacre Videos for iOS and Android
- Watch all the Cinemassacre.com videos ad free on iPhone, iPad, and Android devices
- Get notified when new videos are up (If you want)
- Create and manage a list of your favorite videos
- Fast video search online or off
- iOS version includes Airplay support to watch on the big screen on your Apple TV or other compatible device
- Multiple bitrate streaming so you can watch at any connection speed.
- Support current and future Cinemassacre videos
May 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Fuckin’ STOCKS?!?!?!?!? What were they thinking?!
May 30, 2010 at 7:43 pm
I’m sorry, but who in their right mind would make a game about the stock market and put the title “Superman” on it!!!!
I’ll tell you who: Dumb-asses!!!
June 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm
at the end it seemed like somthing got cut off
July 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm
the super flight i thought was for excitement
July 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm
the video just ends halfway through
the camera man was being an A-hole
kidding
it’s a mistake anyone could make
even a genius like the nerd
July 27, 2010 at 11:56 am
There is an okay game of superman on the NES…It is…Superman 2!! It was unreleased, but if you go on to Virtualnes.com and go to games, it should be in the unreleased games link.
August 20, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Kamakazi geek, were you watching this on youtube? Sometimes it loads wrong and ends at the middle, or before the intro song even starts or ends. I think they fixed it recently, but you know.
August 31, 2010 at 6:07 pm
You went on Chao Island(chao.hippotank.com)? LOL
October 6, 2010 at 9:15 am
Wow…they ruined my childhood hero! IT really goes to show they never ever did a good job on any superman game,ever!! So sad…Long Live the Nerd!!
October 13, 2010 at 6:44 pm
To Kamakazi fuck: the ScrewAttack version seem to be cut off in the end because it misses the part where he tells that the next review will be Superman 64.
October 22, 2010 at 11:13 am
I also love Superman. If it wasn’t for him, we wouldn’t have had the superhero genre.
I played some of the Atari game online a short time ago, and I found it just as confusing as you have, James.
Acording to the select menu, the Roman # 2 powers up Supes super-breath.
I still find that Death Star bit in Simon’s Quest baffling.
I recognize the camera shots where we see the Nerd in the Superman episodes where he talks to the viewers. It the same place where he made the response video for the Nostalgia Critic.
October 29, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Man…. did I ever regret renting that game once for the weekend, I still wonder why the Famicom version had the Superman theme but not that piece of crapola on the NES; at least there were some good Superman games: the Taito arcade game (loved it) and Sunsoft’s The Death and Return of Superman (nice Final Fight style game but I can’t pick a Superman of my choice). The Nerd should have reviewed the Genesis Superman game from 1993, damn! I really needed my Game Genie to beat that darn game and this wouldmake him flip out too.
November 30, 2010 at 8:32 pm
when i was a kid the only reason why i played this game was because i was amazed how high clark can jump…. jump higher then mario…
December 23, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Stocks? STOCKS!?!? NOW THAT IS COMPLEte CRAP!!!
Oh, and didn’t the Statue of Liberty on there look like something taken off of Maple Story? I say YES!!!
March 16, 2011 at 1:47 am
the password part at the end had the word GAY in it
April 14, 2011 at 5:10 pm
River City Ransom!
April 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Did That episode end prematurely? he threw the game out the window then it apeared as if he was going to go into a signature AVGN rant but then it just cutt off.
August 17, 2011 at 10:41 pm
lol 9:53 part of the password said GAY
September 16, 2011 at 6:56 pm
I think the message “don’t look into the death star, or you will die” may be a reference to Buronson’s anime and manga “Hokuto no Ken” (Fist of the North Star); seeing the “death star” or “star of death” in the sky near the Ursa Major constellation was an omen of premature death for many major characters.
September 20, 2011 at 4:52 pm
@SkinnyPuppy or its just fucking stupid
September 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm
FUCK OFF CRUMBLY AND CLUMPY!!!!
September 23, 2011 at 3:19 pm
I actually got to the part where you get to fight people. I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAT WEEKEND! LOL. You think the flying is glitchy? Play the parking lot level.
Not surprised at all by how many requests there were to review this game. I believe in an issue of Nintendo Power they admit to it being their worst game,
November 20, 2011 at 12:54 am
Stocks? Realy? I remember going to math class once and the teacher has us trading stocks with each other using skittles as money. Being the idiots we were, my class and I got nothing out of it except a chance to eat candy in class.
December 14, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Thank god the new super man was free roam. I want to fly around the city instead of fucking investigating the fucking stock market.
March 8, 2012 at 8:20 pm
@Mssnor It may have been freeroam, but it was still shit.
January 13, 2012 at 10:23 pm
oh my fucking lord the ad for the video for me is of a stock website.. this has to have been planned
January 17, 2012 at 10:29 pm
“What are you kidding me? He’s Superman! He has to buy a fucking TICKET?!?!” That’s one of my favorite AVGN quotes ever.
January 25, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Great video, but you should have talked about the good ones too, there were a few nice beat’em ups for the SNES, one of them was really fucking hard, but still enjoyable. The death of superman if i remember.
January 27, 2012 at 1:04 am
7:30 It also was the year of people talking make no sense in politics. Too bad only videogames corrected that fatal flaw.
February 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Hav u ever seen superman 64
February 13, 2012 at 5:29 pm
@eer4 In fact, the next review is about it.
February 21, 2012 at 2:17 am
I’ve noticed that in his nightmare on elm street review, he says “throwing it out the window isn’t creative enough” and what does he do here? Drops a game out the damn window! what a lying son of a bitch (just kidding, I love the Nerd)
March 7, 2012 at 4:19 pm
this makes me wanna punch a penguin right in his god damn face.
March 13, 2012 at 6:17 am
The subway part is creepy…
March 19, 2012 at 10:06 am
How many demands did he get for SuperMan for N64
March 29, 2012 at 4:13 pm
“it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s shity game!
April 27, 2012 at 5:38 am
Did anyone else notice at one point after he was done with the subway he talked to some guy when he was Clark. But the guy said “Hi, Superman”. What the hell?!
October 21, 2012 at 11:00 am
i hate shitty commercials.
November 26, 2012 at 2:06 am
Was that shot of you throwing the cartridge out the window done at 5:30 in the morning?
December 21, 2012 at 5:33 am
I would like it if the Superman games had their own theme rather than the John Williams one there, James. Also, I admit the games are crap too.
February 20, 2013 at 8:01 pm
“I never heard of a game where down goes through the door.”
You never heard of Blaster Master? Wow, that’s fucking sad, man.
April 27, 2013 at 9:03 pm
TheZod Gang girl looks like Wonder Woman in yellow/
Around the Web
Latest Videos
Home-made horror
Angry Video Game Nerd
James & Mike Play
Latest on YouTube
Latest on Facebook
Latest Tweets
Follow @cinemassacre