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April 9, 2010 at 2:22 am
Mercy this motha fucker LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
April 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Remember “Secrets of Vulcan fury”? The one that never got released?
May 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Awesome hearing the star trek music through the whole thing..suddenly i thought i was watchin Kirk fighting a klingon, duh duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh….haha
epic~ nothing more nothing less
July 17, 2010 at 2:08 am
LOL. Mercty this motherfucker.
August 22, 2010 at 8:41 pm
i never really watched star trek, but i really enjoy hearing james’ opinions on things. my favourite part is when spock talks about the dragon and james is like “thanks”, CLASSIC
September 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
I love Star Trek, great vid. Strategic Operations Simulator is a good game. “Star Trek 25th Anniversary” could have been a much better game, but you must know damn well that “Star Trek TNG” for the NES is a total piece of shit. Why not include that pile of defecation in your review? Anyways, love how you reference the episode “Arena”. Keep up the good work.
September 8, 2010 at 7:23 am
“You want Genesis? You can have Genesis!”
September 25, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I think this is my favorite episode.
October 5, 2010 at 11:27 am
Damn I remember playing the Star Trek game for nintendo when I was 8 and I played it for hours,but there was too much shit to do! so I gave up lol
October 21, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Mercy This Mutherfucker!!! Classic
October 22, 2010 at 10:54 am
It’s funny that I’m both watching this video and leaving a comment about it at this time. Because right now, I’m wearing my Star Trek gold T-shirt.
I enjoy the techno babbles in this episode. =D
I’ve played the Atari game online no too long ago, and I also find it pretty good for the time.
Man, that Genesis joke is 1,000,000 kinds of hilarious. This is one of the reasons why I’m so happy to be a nerd.
I never thought that an NES game would be so complicates, but Star Trek 25th Anniversary proved that wrong.
This episode is a trek load of fun. One of my favorites.
November 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm
A+ for awkward fight choreography & editing. Bonus points for running into the wall.
April 8, 2011 at 2:48 pm
I don’t know why,but somehow I always keep coming back to this video… Gonna get me a bag of chips,and watch it again .
April 14, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Did he ran into the wall?
August 15, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Woo Led Zeppelin!!
August 24, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Good thing my cousin forced me to see a movie of star trek, either way i couldnt understand the genesis joke.
September 15, 2011 at 1:14 am
It is interesting to see that every minute of the day, whenever I go and watch one of your videos (which is everyday, watching dozens of replays) there’s at least always one person more watching it.
Keep this up James, I finally took a look at your monster madness videos/reviews and absolutely loved it. The horror genre just got a new fan thanks to you.
I never really got very much into it because of today’s horror movies, which are utter crap, in my opinion. But I will just keep rattling on, so, once more, thanks for everything you do on this website. You’re my idol.
September 20, 2011 at 5:35 am
Fag. Quit tryin’ to ride The Nerd’s dick and get out of his ass.
September 22, 2011 at 1:21 am
Really? Or stop being a fucking asshole you cunt. It’s called being a fan. So, take the dicks out of your ass and get the fuck out of here.
October 23, 2011 at 1:17 pm
what if all the tecno jargon from star trek was real and Gean went home to the future
October 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm
They don’t time travel in “Piece of the Action” That episode involves a planet that adopted 1920′s earth culture. Time travel isn’t involved in any way.
November 5, 2011 at 5:22 am
On the ‘Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator’ the Ship clearly isn’t the Enterprise but a Nova-Class starship! It is funny how they evidently planned the entry of Nova years and years before the ship even made its debut in 1999! (and that is George Lucas)
Just Look at it!
Oh and Jymz? Stop saying nasty things like that or I’ll call your mom.
November 24, 2011 at 5:25 pm
George Lucas has nothing to do with Star Trek…..so why would you say that?
December 19, 2011 at 12:43 am
@Staarscommando What he means is they pulled a ‘George Lucas’ by changing something retroactively and claiming they planned it all along. Sort of like how every Zelda game takes place before the last like it was planned when they clearly make it up as they go.
November 5, 2011 at 5:36 am
And by the way… You should have said a one-liner before dematerialising that poor klingon. Now he will never have significant meaning in the history of Star Trek.
January 8, 2012 at 5:17 pm
wow reading the comments for a bit during the ad i didnt get the genesis joke but i got when i saw him say it nice reference
January 25, 2012 at 11:13 am
@AquaLeaf the genesis is in the star trek 3: search for spock
January 23, 2012 at 7:18 am
Beam me up Scotty you fuckin FUCK!
January 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm
this game is most ilogical
January 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm
@deathbyafrog so is spelling illogical ilogical
January 27, 2012 at 10:04 pm
MERCY THIS MOTHERFUCKER
January 30, 2012 at 8:48 am
sry it was not my day for spelling this is why i didn’t join the enterprise
February 4, 2012 at 1:30 am
why is your klingon a TNG klingon?
February 13, 2012 at 5:24 pm
The reviews are great, really the best, but the staging is boring.
March 4, 2012 at 6:16 pm
You @$$-hole, why would give up genesis?
March 9, 2012 at 8:02 am
@AxleTheDark i think its a fuckin reference to star trek 3 or 4 where theres a wepon called genesis that turns dead non habitable planets into life and a livable planets. And the kilingons try to steal it from kirks son’s science team which created it
March 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm
@AxleTheDark
like rush 68 said he never meant the game systems ur a fuckin dumba$$
April 12, 2012 at 11:47 pm
Wow, Strategic Operation Simulator… or SOS, what you will be calling for once you play this game. Damn buzzing noise.
November 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm
The best part was when you fought the Klingon and just jump into the wall for no reason
December 12, 2012 at 4:48 pm
I love the Genesis joke. “Get off the grid.” You should do reviews on the new Star Trek movies?
December 21, 2012 at 3:24 am
I love the Led Zeppelin Symbol reference.
January 20, 2013 at 3:06 am
great review, love the bullshit quote!
February 19, 2013 at 6:12 pm
In Piece of the Action, the Enterprise does NOT go back in time to 1920′s Earth. They go to a planet where a society has been based on a book left behind by a previous landing party.
March 28, 2013 at 10:04 pm
first time commentor on this site. I’ve been watching now for awhile and love it all. I’d like to contribute to the making of the movie, and I don’t mean 5 dollars. Reach out to me so we can talk.
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