Printers

I sincerely hate printers!

I have a HP Laser Jet 1600, laser printer. Has 4 carts, black, Magenta, cyan, yellow. I ran out of cyan, want to print out a BLAC & WHITE document, and my printer puts up a shi* error and says: Oh, you're screwed, buy a new CYAN cartridge! Just to print something out. It won't print anything unless I change that fu**er... -_-

i broke my printer trying that

Yes,, all printers are manufactured in the lower most regions of HELL!!!

I don't even have one now. They all suck.

Would be nice to just have a built in printer, and you got this program where you can write and customize the mail the way you want it, then press print, and the paper comes out on the side. That would be historic!

Printers are the work of Satan. They have a will of there own and are here to take over the world. Stupid printers..

I have the same printer as James xD

f**k u ads

YA KNOW WHAT'S BULLLSHIT? The british Government.

If I could make a printer,

When my printer is going all ape shit, it will print the finger

i have a similar printer, same brand and i went through two things of black and color ink to print out handouts for a project...... it took an hour.... THAT WAS BULLSHIT

You know what's bullshit?! That's Logistics (UPS)!

So, so true.

i love how he showed the script at 0:21

There is a difference. 21 is lighter then 56.

Great work. This my 2nd favorite ep!

This is the ONE Cinmassace video my wife enjoyed, and dude we were cracked up! Well spoken, and well done!

I feel better about the school's printer printing instructions today when it should be printing out our essays. But it wasn't as bad because it wasn't our ink or paper being wasted.
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Just our money.

I had the same shittty printer and just bought a newer one to get rid of that fucking problem!

I love this series of vids but his one on the printers is my particular favorite. It reminds me of when I first got into the nerd videos when I saw the reviews of Top Gun and Turtles and laughed my ass off seeing him give out shit about the same things that bothered me oh so long ago. This printer stuff just brings up bad memories but the "picky bastard" is delivered so hilariously.

I watch this anytime my printer gives me a hard time. like now, its just giving me the finger. It just doesn't do anything. What bullshit.

I had until very recently that same printer, just bought new ink for it and everything, n okay i had it for a few years but the wire at the back FUCKING DETERIORATED! sparks shooting out the back and everything. So i get a new HP printer cos i didnt want to fork out for something expensive, thinking i could use that new ink i bought but no, its all BULLSHIT!

do you want to now whats bullshit having to wait for commercials just to watch a show online

Same here!I hate my fucking printer!Everything you just said is true and happens to me,doesn't make any sense,it says I'm low on color ink,but I'm just trying to print out a paper for school in black ink.Instead it prints out bullshit paper with color something the computer tells me I'm low on!
Computer is bullshit,printer is bullshit,thats BULLSHIT!!

that's why I bought a small monochrome laser printer, much better now, no dry ink bullshit to worry about :D
for how often I want to print in colour it's not a problem for me not having the option

That is the exact same printer I have. God forbid you try to print a picture of photo paper - Guaranteed jam!!! You have to turn the computer off, unplug the USB and power cords from the printer, turn the computer back on, go to the control panel, go to installed printers, right click on this piece of bullshit and select cancel all documents, make sure this happened, and only then can you plug the printer back in to try again... like a stupid fuck. This printer is bullshit. And that test page garbage!!!! It prints out a test page you don't want and until you press the "scan" button (which you don't even need to have anything in there to scan), it will not let go of its prime directive... it will continue to print out test pages until you have gone broke replacing ink and paper. FUCK!!!!!!!!

I'm surprised he didn't say how bullshit the cost of those ink cartridges are. TWENTY-FIVE to THIRTY dollars each. So we are looking at $50+ everytime you need to refill. Personally I stopped using my printer and everytime I need to print something (which is not often in today's world of email and electronic communication) I just put my files on a flash drive and go down to the kinko's that's nearby.

Oh, and these ink cartridges don't last. The ink eventually dries up and is useless so if you don't print a thousand pages per month, you're basically throwing $50 in the trash.

Kinkos currently charges 9 cents per page for black and white so it would take around 500 pages in a span of a couple months to break even on the cost of ink, not even including buying the paper.

That's bullshit.

I have that same printer! But who gives a shit, it sucks.

I love this one. You can tell James was actually pissed off in this episode.

you know what's BUUULLL SHIIIT ????

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James, I completely agree with you. My school printer is so annoying it's not even funny. I went to go print something important for school, and it wouldn't let me print it because there wasn't any colored ink left in the printer. Now, there was NOTHING that needed color, so WHY THE HELL DOES THERE NEED TO BE COLORED INK IN A PRINTER TO PRINT IN BLACK?! Printers are, indeed, bullshit...

i had a problem with my printer not too long ago. i was printing something but i didn't know if i had enough paper so i put more paper in. i pushed print and it said, "please insert paper." i took it out and put in back in, same thing. i pushed it in a little to see if it would recognize it, same message. i took one piece of paper from the stack and it worked, but i shouldn't have to do this. so the next time i printed something, i pushed in all of the paper at once. the printer took all of the paper and acted like it was one thick piece of paper. it printed on one sheet and then said THE SAME FUCKING MESSAGE AGAIN!!!! it eventually worked and i printed everything that i wanted to print off. it took five minutes to print like six pages, so that's bullshit.

I actually have the same printer that you have , and ... yes , is bullshit!!!!!!

You know what? We had a printer that we had to throw away, BECAUSE OF A PAPER JAM.
Now we have this fax/scanner/printer combo thing and when I want to SCAN something it is just a chore. Until I found out I can use one of those digital camera cards to just insert, wait, cancel it from wanting to print out the pictures on it, go down to scan, go down to scan to card, wait. And then wait some more and CANCEL about three times to get it little screen back to where it was when I started.
I would love to just have the simple flatbed scanner back all it was, was press a button, lean back, do a few things on the computer, and wait. There you go, save it directly to the computer and you're happy. But no, now we have these STUPID printer/scanner/fax machines that just take so long to actually work it is a chore to find out HOW they work, then get them to work. That is bullshit.

You really know whats bullshit? the ads we have to watch before this videos online and youtube. and its always the same one, they could at least make them different.

Oh James, in our country cartridges has the same price as printers and we don't switch them, we just recharge them with special inks and here begins A REAL BULLSHIT!

I bought a Black&White Samsung laser printer 3 years ago and never looked back, the drivers are simple, no nagging screens or levels or computer voices telling you what to do, the printer just prints, and even if I felt it was a little bit flimsy when I first got it I have taken good care of it and it hasn't have had a damn problem! plus the toner lasts like forever! I can highly recommend Samsung printers if they are like the one I own

Hilarious! Ain't it the truth!

What about when you try to hook one up to a laptop? I had mine all hooked up and it kept saying "does not recognize" I just about picked up the moniter like Eddie Izzard and showed it to the printer going "it's right fucking here!"

Haha, I think everyone's felt these same frustrations. Great video, had me in stitches!

I still have a printer where you have to manually take out the black cartridge and put in a color cartridge when you want to print color. Pain in the ass.

i hate it when you try to print one sheet of paper but instead it prints 50 pages of it

Fucking printers.
I have all of those fucking problems, all the time. They were made to piss us all off

I got an HP deskjet F4480 and it never does this to me. but i get the point.

LOL i just made an acct just to type this.

man...i have exactly the same printer as u have and i must agree completely. its so funny seeing u have the same problems as i do with the printer...i guess it really is a piece of shit...specially that print it gives u with the random coloured shit on it.

My parents just buy another printer. Hey, it's cheaper.

I really hate how ignorant printers are. I wish they'd interface with computers better.

get refill kits fuck greedy companies

The same thing happens to me when I use my printer. I get that stupid test print thing(the color junk that kept coming out in your video)almost everytime I started it up, wasting my ink.