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April 8, 2010 at 8:18 pm
This is one of my favs. Awesome review, man.
April 25, 2010 at 9:06 pm
Aww why would you destroy a SNES like that?
May 9, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I just bought this movie and man it suck. Wast of 10$
May 17, 2010 at 4:23 pm
I didn’t know that they made Power Gloves for both hands. Or was one of them on upside down or something at the end?
May 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm
Another satanic reference: The music on Lvl 8 uses a tritone, as Black Sabbath´s “Black Sabbath”. This harmonic progression is known as “diabolus in musica” (the Devil´s music).
June 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Thats so true:O
June 8, 2010 at 6:33 pm
lol. ” Watch your fuckn’ language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
July 22, 2010 at 2:23 am
Oh this is one of the best video’s. I nearly piss myself laugjhing so hard.
July 31, 2010 at 2:23 pm
This is the most createtive episode you´ve ever done. I didnt know it had such a demonic presens. Its so good its a sin
August 2, 2010 at 12:49 pm
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”LOL and what program did you use for super mecha death Christ andthe devil?
August 2, 2010 at 12:50 pm
sorry i misspellled shit.
August 23, 2010 at 8:23 pm
AR34 sound power!
September 4, 2010 at 6:47 pm
why did you destroyed a perfectly good snes
October 4, 2010 at 9:59 am
one of the best
thanks for that !!
October 6, 2010 at 8:23 am
WOW that was epic!! The power of Christ compels you!! The power of Christ compels you!! Crazy man!! Thats why the Nerd is King of all games!!
October 21, 2010 at 3:41 pm
My favorite review of “The Wizard” is the one from the Nostalgia Critic, because he told more about the movie. Don’t get me wrong, I love James perspective on whan he first saw this film when he was a kid.
I played a little over the first level of SMB3, and it’s a very fun game.
I absolutely love the Nintendo accessory battle suit, even when it’s used in his fight with the Critic.
That’s Super Mecha Death Christ, bitch. B)
November 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Super Mario Bros 3, my favorite game of all time, no fucking question whatsoever!
December 11, 2010 at 11:24 pm
James, if you read this, I have a question: Does it give you pause when you see little 12 and 13 year old kids singing the explicit, curse-filled lyrics to your theme song on the internet? I realize that kids do and say worse things than this on the internet nowadays, but do you ever think about your AVGN character having a little too much influence over younger kids?
December 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm
One of my favorite. Funny, Creative, lot of hard work – quality product.
December 19, 2010 at 8:04 pm
@ MadHitz:
Dear MadHitz, people just watch, what they love to watch, people like to do, what they just love to do. Some people grow up to musicians, doctors, athletes, architects, astronauts and some people will grow up to rapists, killers, abusers etc. Thru all our life we see many different things, from when we’re very-very young, till when we’re older, than oldness itself. We see love and hate, violence and salvation, we see lot of good and evil. That is life all about – you’re inside of a dual universe. every human being have it’s own dream, own ideology, based on many factors, but the main factors are level of patience, laziness level and a power of will.
Everyone lives an unique life and every life chooses it’s own ways. Wrong ways are always easiest at first, but causing problems later.
We need to trust in our children. We have no other choice.
February 12, 2011 at 7:51 pm
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL !!!!!! XD
February 23, 2011 at 9:15 pm
HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
April 9, 2011 at 12:02 am
love super mega death christ……
April 9, 2011 at 12:22 am
smd2ck= suck my d2ck (2 replaces i)
May 9, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Remember when you ducked on the block for 6 seconds. There is actually a glitch that that is used for. if you run to the end of the level, you’ll notice that you go behind the black screen at the end. There is a toad house behind there where you can get a warp whistle.
On a side note, this review kicks ass!
July 15, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Hey did you notice the sound Lucas made when he punched in the code on the power glove was the tones from Close Encounters? And also the guy who played the sleazy bounty hunter guy I thought sounded like the voice of Howard from Howard the Duck but when I researched it I found out he was George Lucas’ second choice to play Luke Skywalker per Wikipedia. Just a little nerd trivia for ya!
August 10, 2011 at 2:49 am
I’ve never laughed so hard.
August 21, 2011 at 9:10 am
Great review of both the game and the movie. I can recall being a kid and begging my parent to take me to see the movie, but they wouldn’t because they also thought it was an overblown commercial so i had to wait for the video. Seeing Super Mario 3 was crazy and I didn’t think it was real
I am surprised that you mentioned the “Armageddon” competition, but didn’t shed any light on the Nintendo World Championship that followed. It was one of the biggest things cross the country in the summer of 1990. On you game list you list a Repo Cart so it wouldn’t be that big of a deal to review.
August 23, 2011 at 9:49 pm
The first series of the Mario cartoon included characters from the first two games…..so that was kinda where 2 went.
And boy…the cartoons were certainly a lot of ’2′.
Looking back on my NES days, I was nothing resembling the game nerd I am now. Know when the first time I heard of Super Mario Bros 3 was? when I tore the wrapping paper off it at christmas. For a game to just suddenly come out of no-where for me now is unthinkable. My mum rocked at buying games, she always bought me the best stuff.
August 26, 2011 at 12:20 am
You forgot Lucas’ line “I love the Power Glove, it’s so…bad.” Well from what you’ve told us about the Power Glove…yeah.
September 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm
This episode was fucking amazing!!!! keep it up AVGN!!!!
September 11, 2011 at 4:26 pm
BEST EPISODE EVER @___@
September 11, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Oh, nice, its a new comment poster <3
September 14, 2011 at 6:42 pm
You got a point there, what’s with all the references to hell?
September 21, 2011 at 2:31 am
We need more Super Mega Death Christ.
September 21, 2011 at 2:32 am
We need more Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC 4.0 Beta.
October 8, 2011 at 3:15 am
My favorite video keep it up. One mistake I found though was during the review of The Wizard you mentioned that in the tournament Mario Bros. 3 was a game nobody had played yet. Not true. It actually came out in Japan the year before the movie. The same year Mario Bros. 2 came out. Read about it on Wikipedia. That was one thing that pissed me off about Nintendo during the 80s and 90s how they often kept North American gamers waiting longer for new games and systems than the Japanese. The NES included. It came out in Japan in 1983 but not in North America until 2 years later. The Super NES and Super Mario World same thing. They came out in Japan in 1990 and North America 1 year later. But that seems to have stopped since the N64. Only the N64 was also internet compatible but in Japan Only. We had to wait for the GameCube and PS2 before we had that feature. That’s Bullshit.
January 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm
he means that no one in the states has ever played it yet. the movie was probably not released in japan
January 14, 2012 at 3:54 am
Actually, did you ever hear of the SNES Catapult? It’s in the Nintendo Power episode. Internet stat-tracking for the Super. Check it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XBAND
http://www.gamefaqs.com/snes/588872-x-band/faqs/30773
October 15, 2011 at 11:41 am
gotta love super mege death christ with his 2.0 bata
November 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Super Mega Death Christ is the best animated character of all the ones you use.
December 10, 2011 at 10:33 pm
Was that “Butt Trumpet” playing the last song in the battle?
December 25, 2011 at 8:11 pm
YAR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
January 7, 2012 at 3:49 pm
i just thought if he really destroyed some of the stuff……. either he has another version just like it or he put it back together……. must have been fun to do though
January 7, 2012 at 3:52 pm
also who voices jesus robot tank assault thing…….
January 7, 2012 at 3:52 pm
also who voices jesus robot tank assault thing…….
January 18, 2012 at 6:56 pm
i didnt know it was a flute
i thought it was a magic taco or candy bar
February 29, 2012 at 12:09 am
@smackthepudding Yea, toad calls it a flute when you visite his shop on world 1 level 3
January 22, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Pentagrams aren’t evil… inverted pentagrams are. Regular pentagrams are Wicaan and represent earth, water, fire, air, and spirit. The inverted pentagram is satanist and represents Lucifer himself.
January 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm
@Donrex1943 That’s incredibly off, and by the way pentagram is only the upside down. The regular one is called a Pentacle. Don’t pretend like you’re a scholar, it’s annoying.
January 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm
This is just the best fucking video. Even though i’ve never heard of The wizard (and i am kind of a cinephile). And thanks to you i don’t have to try all those doors in that damn castle, i could never remember which one was the right one.
January 27, 2012 at 11:03 am
I always feel bad for the Super Nintendo I guess they can’t melee like they used to. Is that black NES a custom job or a special release?
February 10, 2012 at 9:19 am
@acrylicbased um melee?
January 31, 2012 at 2:20 pm
power = p
that what it means
February 9, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Holy shit, the kid who played Lucas, “the bad ass” was sentenced to 10 years probation for child molestation in 2004!
February 10, 2012 at 9:18 am
@timatkins5 No F@#*ing way!!!!
February 10, 2012 at 9:26 am
@smackthepudding @timatkins5 For sure, I was checking Imdb because I thought the actor might have been a very young Ryan Reynolds, and that turned up.
March 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm
@timatkins5 I wonder if he used the power glove?
February 16, 2012 at 11:22 pm
BEST. ENDING. EVER.
February 22, 2012 at 10:16 pm
@angel
February 22, 2012 at 10:19 pm
hey if u speak inglish then yo ned to se this video if yo don´t then go hell
February 27, 2012 at 1:22 pm
@AngelTorres Doesnt seem like you speak english at all. Hell awaits.
February 27, 2012 at 10:17 am
I really hope Super Mecha Death Christ is in the AVGN movie!
March 13, 2012 at 3:02 pm
@windowlicker79
You and I Both…
February 28, 2012 at 9:54 pm
you know the guys who would do doom and quake used this to get quick movement in their games look up exploring the ID
February 29, 2012 at 12:19 am
I know its only going on march, but I just picked out this years Halloween costume !! The angery super Hero nerd.
March 4, 2012 at 7:50 am
I am very curious about that black NES at 15:00
Is that just a custom NES or part of one of the many NES bundles?
March 9, 2012 at 5:26 am
@GeekySwede Might be a Famicom.
March 14, 2012 at 9:37 am
@RandyRigg Total random. The Famicom looks nothing like the NES, unlike that, and the cartridges are differently shaped.
March 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm
@Freddy Fiorentino I just paused it and yeah that’s def. not a famicom.
March 26, 2012 at 4:41 pm
@GeekySwede It looks like it was spray-painted to me. The shiny part isn’t shiny etc.
April 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm
I wonder how many times James said “Califoooooooooooooornia” when heading out to make the AVGN movie?
May 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm
i love the power glove…………..its so bad.
May 13, 2012 at 2:05 am
EPIC…
November 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm
I ran into my first advertisement on here…what were they thnking?!?!
December 21, 2012 at 2:13 am
The people only said 6 once in the tournament scene in The Wizard, not 3 times. They were counting down to when the first round was over.
January 10, 2013 at 4:54 pm
The tanuki suit can turn to stone because its based off the tanuki of japanese mythology, the raccoon dog, which can transfprm into things like stone statues. They way it flew was by distending its balls and flapping them like wings and using them to glide! The more you know.
February 3, 2013 at 4:43 pm
FUCKERRR! …. FUCKERRR!
March 18, 2013 at 4:34 pm
Im pretty sure your movie is gonna leave out what we all really want to see too… freakin video games
May 1, 2013 at 3:41 am
tell me where to send a video of me singing the song and i will do what i can
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