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April 11, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Love AVGN
April 13, 2010 at 9:48 pm
the final attachment connects it to my ass
funny about the sony mircosoft thing, they should do that
June 4, 2010 at 10:08 am
@mchaza
haha yeah they actually should
June 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm
if the ps3 had a thing that lets u play xbox games, id get a ps3
June 14, 2010 at 7:54 am
Hah, I have a ColecoVision. The thing is so awesome.
I think that the controller being so awkward and different from controllers for like Sega Genesis make it a more fascinating system.
But apparently its games are harder to find than Atari 2600. I travel around and go to a lot of game trading stores, but I’ve only found one with ColecoVision games. The rest I have were bought online. o3o
June 17, 2010 at 3:31 pm
is james married?
March 26, 2012 at 9:33 pm
yes
July 8, 2010 at 10:55 am
lol
kinect looks awesome
January 22, 2013 at 7:50 pm
the thing about kinect is that when you actually get it you’ll play it for like a day or two and then be like why the fuck would I jump around on Kinect Adventures when I can just sit around and play Halo 4? The only reason I keep it is if my 7 year old cousin comes over like once every year. Even then he ALWAYS wants to play San Andreas over that.
July 17, 2010 at 1:54 am
How many more people would buy a PS3 though if you could play xbox games?? Too bad people sue so much now days.
July 17, 2010 at 1:55 am
And why would I want Kinnect when I have a Wii?? Just saying………………..its a rip off of nintendo
January 22, 2013 at 7:52 pm
umm, more like PS Move is a rip-off of the Wii, which it completely is, if you deny that I have no respect for you, and the Kinect hopefully is the final gaming device geared toward healthy lifestyles. And it beates Wii and PS Move.
July 31, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I love that 2001 reference. This episode has so much stuff going on, that its hard to write about it all. kickass episode!
August 7, 2010 at 4:25 am
dude was that a backwards swastika at 5:18?
September 4, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Chuck Norris The Game should have its own episode.
October 21, 2010 at 12:14 am
You can switch the controller with a Sega Genisis one??? That is fuckin crazy! And pretty Damn convenient! And that add-on…what can I say the 80′s was a different time then. GO NERD!
October 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm
AC adapters should be talked about on “You Khow What’s Bull$h!t?”
2:36- You think THAT’S bad? Today, there are comics about politics and elections.
3:15- ACHUCKANORIIIIIIIIIS THEVIDEOGAAAAAAAAAAME!!!
The expansion module reminds me of something a college student who works a GameStop told me once. A customer asked if he can play an Xbox game on a GameCube. Just like the expansion module #1, that’s… just… stupid.
April 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Who remembers the N64. Thats the only system Ive ever seen that has the power brick plug right into the system. Why cant anyone do THAT anymore?
June 20, 2011 at 9:29 pm
Did you notice that the trees in cabbage patch kids have all have boners?
July 8, 2011 at 11:50 am
Outstanding!
July 21, 2011 at 5:48 pm
@volt 28
Hell yeah so true
July 26, 2011 at 11:22 pm
AVGN FTW!!! i know this is random but could u do a eview on the castlevania ps2 game
August 9, 2011 at 2:11 am
>JackeeLee
>April 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm
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>Who remembers the N64. Thats the only system Ive ever seen that has >the power brick plug right into the system. Why cant anyone do THAT >anymore?
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Because it would be a smart idea.
August 23, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Is it just me…or did the Cabbage Patch Kid faces look like the “Forever Alone” meme?
And no matter how many times I watch this, I’m always baffled at the forwards compatability of the console. It was compatable with technology *not yet invented*
That’s like finding out your Nintendo had the ability to connect to the internet all along and you never realised.
February 26, 2012 at 8:12 pm
@Dragon_Nexus Actually, the Genesis had BACKWARDS compatibility. It was made to fit in 2600 slots, and this console was made for 2600 slots to fit. You can use this system (Or even 2600(!)) controllers in a Sega Genesis!
March 2, 2012 at 11:46 am
You’re right, it is a female FOREVER ALONE Character !!!
September 13, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Chuck Norris says that the Chuck Norris Colecovision game is the best game of all time. You gonna say anything to the contrary?
September 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm
@MichaelKelley If Chuck Norris don’t like it, then he can take a Super Scope blast right to the fucking face! haha
March 26, 2012 at 9:34 pm
@KeithEllwood BLASPHEMY!
October 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm
2001: A Space Oddesey sucked.
November 21, 2011 at 12:43 am
Omg? What the game at 7:39?? I remember I played that on my TV “Videoway” when I was a kid and I find out that pretty funny xD. Making hamburger is nice =O!
December 13, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Holy shit, someone punched chuck norris
December 25, 2011 at 7:49 pm
smurf rescue seems to be the best game =O
February 1, 2012 at 2:32 am
Growing up I had a late-model Coleco that played Atari games without the addon. It was pretty awesome
February 6, 2012 at 3:32 pm
U can’t use THIS power brick in a cheap house or the wall will crack.
February 21, 2012 at 7:48 pm
As soon as I heard the music at the beginning of the video, I knew that something was coming.
February 25, 2012 at 8:39 pm
Chuck Norris disaproves of his game. Super metroid should be his game with a Chuck Norris texture hack. Also it’s tool assisted no matter what.
February 26, 2012 at 8:00 pm
0:46 – NEXT TIME ON AVGN: AVGN’S HOUSE BURNS DOWN.
May 17, 2012 at 8:25 am
Seen it a thousand times, but…BEST OPENING SEQUENCE EVAH!!!
August 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm
@Hellder7
That’s burgertime sir.
September 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm
i want to know the game at 7:23 the caveman on a monocycle, i used to play it on the MSX 2, but cant remember the name…
February 25, 2013 at 10:35 pm
Major bonus points for the “You Know What’s Bullshit” reference.
March 4, 2013 at 11:57 am
Learning with Leaper…fuck…that eyeball with legs has haunted my dreams for my whole life and I could never remember what it was from, and now I remember that it was the first game I ever played…
thanks for the recovered memory!
April 27, 2013 at 8:24 pm
I spit up my drink when you said slurping balls. haha
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