Temperature

Yes.

Time.

My question is this:

Why does the clock at work move so slow, and the one at home move so fast?

I guess Einstien never pondered that one.

YKWBS? Time. It listens to what you want then does the reverse. If you're waiting for something to happen, it slows down even slower than my 10 year old computer. But if you're having fun and want it to last forever, it runs faster then Speed Network showing a special of Sonic the Hedgehog on crack. That's BS.

That's..that's BUUUUUUUUUUUUULSHIT!

I believe this song correctly expresses my feelings about temperature today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYITD8TMvcM

FUCK SPRING,FUCK SUMMER,FUCK AUTUM,FUCK WINTER,THATS BULLSHIT!!!

You are right Mr.Bullshitman,in my city on Mexico is too damn hot on summer(45 FUCKING DEGREES!!!) AND ON WINTER IS TOO DAMN COLD(9 DEGREES ON MY F*CKING CITY) THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

Fuck cold fuck hot
Let us all live in one neutral temperature.

you know whats bullsshit: people who make a comment 11 sentenses long ITS NOT A FUCKING BOOK

keep up the good work james :DD

You know what's really bullshit? Having to watch the same fucking commercial 35 times for every video you watch on this channel. NOW THAT'S BULLSHIT!

yea I fucking hate temperature as well

you are the greatest

Oh, man, I California sucks. it's ALWAYS hot, and when it's cold, it's like a joke. I miss my home in NC... Out there, it can get cold and it does it without waiting until it only has like two months to be cool. I really just wish it was always cold, because cold is epic. :3

yeah temperature is a pain in the arse heart

live in California for a while. It's hot almost all year round until November when it gets into the 40s all of a sudden

Did I hear the Glitch Gremlin at the end of this one?

These remind me of that Funk Dat song. Hilarious ranting on everyday stuff capped off with words to live by.

I slightly disagree. Not all temperature is bullshit.

20°C to -10°C is the good guy (sorry, to lazy to convert into farenheit)

For the rest, yeah, bullshit.

As for the microwave.... never had this problem since childhood, so...

But as we are at it: you know what's the real bullshit is? Prepositions! Especially English and French ones. (sorry just a random thought).

Now that's just childish, our planet is lucky enough to have relatively small overall temperature variations compared to other planets, so as to keep most water liquid and sustain life.

I thought you were going to refer to those idiots lying in the sun. That's the real bullshit !

You want to talk about temperature being bullshit?
I live in Memphis
Three days ago it was 105 degrees outside with 100% humidity and a heat index of FUCKING 120 DEGREES!!!!
in other words its 105 but it feels like its 120 degrees thats bullshit
btw several people died that day in the city from the heat

sub zero is to cold. fire man is to hot lolz

It's called Hawaii. Yea so what if it is expensive. But it isn't Beverly Hills. Normal people live there, though their job may suck. But, at least the weather is always conformable.

Texas ... once springs over and summers started u will die without a pool

People don't realize that the government secretly controls the temperature. In the mid 90's the government bought 4 polo shirts from Tommy Hillfiger costing 4 billion dollars (plus tax) and the white house is now indebted to him. Now, Obama is forced to manipulate the temperature according to what ridiculously over priced, ugly ass, clothing that Tommy Hillfiger currently wants to pimp. I've met Temperature and he is actually a pretty cool guy. He lives in Austin, Texas and likes "33" as well. Tommy Hillfiger is the asshole...

Temperature is an asshole.

Sorry James, but I gotta be an asshole:
'Time is an artificial concept'

Yeah, I hate been overheated or freezing cold.

I hate how the handrails are too hot to hold on to or how the pavement is so icy you fall and damage your ankles... like me.

I would love it if things were kept at a neutral. similarly with weather patterns, I.E. Sunny in day, Rainy at night.

I'd also, on an unrelated topic, like to be rid of the concept of a week. Also, we should be rid of months. 365 Days per Year. No Sunday through Saturday, just today, tommorow, and forever. Except the religious activists would play hell up, ironically.

Anyway, besides the fact that hell is too hot, this is the end of my comment. Have a good day people.

James, please don't think I'm insulting you with this comment, not at all, I'm justing putting my view on the topic of this video accross. I love all the videos you've done, keep up the good work.

- Kaze no Aiko

This video rocks. At first I was like "man, bullshitman must've really been scraping the barrel for this one," but then I was watching it and I was like "this is an awesome rant and nature should just get fucked with its temperature shit!"

Basically, I thought it was going to be crap, but it's funny because of how outlandishly peeved he is at nature itself. There's something deep about this one. . . Maybe. . . Or maybe not. Ah whatever, I thought it was great.

who invented the thermometer? it looks like a single balled dick

That's how I feel. Let's get together and tell Mother Earth to knock her shit off and get her temperature set a nice and breezy 72 degrees farenheit. Let the breeze come in at around 2 miles per hour and just leave us the fuck alone! No more hurricanes or tornadoes. No more earthquakes, blizzards or typhoons. Just give us a nice 72 with the occassional showers to keep the grass and other plants growing and stop fucking with the damn temperature knob!

Yeah!!!!!!!! Temperature is bullshit!

One temperature? I'm hoping God will take care of that after the Apocalypse.