Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Mike Matei / December 23rd, 2007

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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  • April 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    I was able to see it last December on a family channel and it was definitely like nothing I’ve ever seen! Fortunately, the great riffers on MST3K made it all better!

  • IdealIdeas91

    April 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    A $1 !?!?!?! ill just download it for free! Its my dollar and they cant have it >:P

    • lance2011

      December 26, 2013 at 9:12 pm

      I just viewed to on Hulu a few days ago since is an Hulu free movie I do remand if you what to see it go to http://www.hulu.com/watch/112508 view it if you dear then never view it argin.

  • June 11, 2010 at 12:42 am

    Um… I never thought a movie was gonna be called “Santa Claus Conuers the Martians” I mean, a pretty good movie, but, who thought of the plot?

  • WatchmenFTW

    August 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? What were they thinking?!

  • Shiirow

    August 25, 2010 at 6:54 am

    he does conquer them… he conquered them with happiness

  • October 10, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Actually Santa is a funny character, he has been subject of parodies such as Bad Santa, Nightmare Before Christmas, or the Tim Allen series, but I really wonder why didn’t they make more movies like this.
    “Santa Claus annihilates the Bloody Vampires”
    “Santa Claus and the zombie revolution”
    “Santa Claus versus Jason”
    “Santa Claus battles the radioactive mummy”

  • Otaku4Life

    November 4, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    i watch this every year around christmas.
    i can’t help it, it’s a guilty pleasure!

  • Haristo

    December 24, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    @Kombatgod –>

    I need ”Santa and Alucard kill The Twilight characters”

  • December 24, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    @ Haristo
    And Simon Belmont. And Bela Lugosi. And Christopher Lee. And pretty much everyone that isn’t a girl.

  • December 25, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Santa can blast the martians with his BOOM sonic BOOM gun http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/index.php?ref=65348

  • supermuffin

    December 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    I got this for 2 dollars at a garsge sale. I want mai damn dolla!

  • Espresso_yourself322

    December 28, 2010 at 12:06 am

    They spelled kidnapped wrong too. Just thought I would point that out.

  • December 28, 2010 at 7:23 am

    :D Santa Claus pwns the Internet

  • Will Smathers

    January 5, 2011 at 12:45 am

    I’m… that’s just… wow. You got me James. You got me.

  • kaso101

    January 13, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    i remember seeing this from MST3K and i couldn’t take it even with them lol

  • Grapetoast

    March 1, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    I love how depressed they are when they say “Yes Santa”

  • SimonCasas

    December 20, 2011 at 2:55 am

    for my money the MST3K is the only version worth watching but for the masochist out there i’ve seen it at target for a buck

  • kirksamulski

    December 20, 2011 at 6:32 am

    For pure weirdness and camp value I’d much rather see Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964) which rips off special effects from The War of the Worlds (1953) — both were directed by Byron Haskin.

  • JeremyHowe

    December 20, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    According to fandango this has been rated the worst holiday movie of all time beating out Holiday Classics such as Jingle all the way and Silent night Deadly night for the victory

  • BenjaminMorgan

    December 21, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    Did you know that the girl martian in the beginning went on to win a golden globe for the movie “Butterfly”

  • EthanDennis

    December 21, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    heh funny i found this movie for 99 cents at the thrift store

  • CollinWahlund

    December 22, 2011 at 2:43 am

    The MST3K version makes this SO worth watching.

  • Haisman7

    December 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Classic!

  • NerdyRushFan

    January 8, 2013 at 11:59 pm

    I found this one day on some cheap DVD with the movie “Santa Claus” and this really crappy animated thing called “Santa Claus and the Three Bears”, which would fade in and out of view and had an ending that basically said “Santa’s not real! Suck it up!”. All of these movies from the 60′s on this DVD for $7.00!

  • Joseph

    December 26, 2013 at 4:16 am

    I started watching it on Netflix yesterday.

  • skwij

    December 28, 2013 at 10:58 am

    Well, I guess somebody’s gotta conquer those rat bastard martians… Thanks for the video!

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