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April 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Classic, love the special Halloween episodes, can’t wait for this years.
April 9, 2010 at 10:10 pm
Love the Halloween themed specials. These games are not Chocalate nor are they poop, they’re SHIT!
April 9, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Although I liked Haunted House as a kid.
June 16, 2010 at 11:42 pm
You know I spent 240$ on this game and it is crap. It suck to be a collector.
June 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm
this and previous video are one’s of the best! lot of work and as result – great, funny movie! laughed so hard 😀
July 6, 2010 at 10:32 am
very lolish
🙂
i loved the kids, they beat the shit out of micheal … yeah!!! 🙂
July 7, 2010 at 1:42 pm
he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’s gonna kick Michael’s ass
July 7, 2010 at 9:21 pm
hes gonna take you back to the past and his ass whil be kicked by 2 kids and skared shitles by michael from holluween
July 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm
They’re actually making a remake of Haunted House for the 360, Wii, and PC.
August 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm
James, I think the game Halloween was created by some Satan worshipers. You were wondering why the score you get for rescuing a kid was 675. Well, I have a theory.
675 6 7-1=6 = 66 5+1= 6 = 666
That’s it. Basically, you take one away from the seven and give it to the 5. 666. The devil’s number. Yeah, I guess Satan didn’t want to come out yet.
September 3, 2010 at 9:53 pm
If I got an atari trick or treating id be so happy.
September 5, 2010 at 9:07 am
I love Frankenstein’s Monster on the 2600. Great game.
October 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm
This is a candidate to be the best AVGN episode! I’ve seen it like ten times and is still funny as shit! Oh, yes. I don’t know what shit is…
October 20, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Trick or Treated like fuckin shit!! Damn I gues they would make a video game for anything back then
November 13, 2010 at 12:58 am
Holy shit, auf der maur is in the backgroung! I’m gonna see her live in ten days /,,/
November 13, 2010 at 1:01 am
huh, can’t delete my post? Correction: in the background of avgn texas chainsaw massacre!
November 27, 2010 at 10:27 pm
I guess you just don’t like Trick or Treaters, eh? Well, me neither.
December 27, 2010 at 4:02 pm
epic episode
January 25, 2011 at 12:10 am
Hey why won’t u review E.T. the game is an asshole.
June 16, 2013 at 1:03 pm
I believe AVGN is too scared to review it, since it caused the videogame crash in 1983, and was panned by every critic and gamer around the corner. I also think James do not want to torture himself in that crappy game, so he can have a happy life from now.
February 17, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Good episode.
February 22, 2011 at 12:28 pm
I always liked this review. I tried to find the music that plays around: 13:21 … but haven’t found anything I’ve seen TONS of youtubes/myspace and other things and haven’t found it. Anyone have any idea?
April 10, 2011 at 7:54 pm
EPIC.. one of my favs
May 23, 2011 at 5:12 pm
I think you made a little mistake when you speak about the Frankenstein game.
You’re not a regular man. In fact, it’s seems to me that you’re doctor Frankenstein, the one who create the living-dead creature.
It’s a common mistake, Frankenstein is the human, the one who assemble the creature.
The name of the creature is “The creature of Doctor Frankenstein”, simplified to “Frankstein’s creature” simplified to “Frankenstein”.
Perhaps you’re very aware of that, because you said “Frankenstein’s Monster” when you describe the monster.
But if the game is “Frankenstein’s monster” it would be rather logical that that the guy is Doctor Frankenstein
So in fact the game is doing well as you play Doctor Frankstein working to awake your creature.
Ps: Sorry for the quality of my english, It’s a message from across the Atlantic.
May 28, 2011 at 11:16 pm
Is this the genesis of the Atari ET thing? And also a Kindergarten Cop reference?
August 2, 2011 at 10:26 pm
this is every kind of awesome.
October 10, 2011 at 2:49 pm
James is such a good guy that he couldn’t even ask the kids to stop hitting him at the very end there. He glanced to the father to politely let him know that he had enough. Then the father told the boys to stop. I don’t know, it just seemed genuinely nice.
October 16, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Why 675?
6
7-1
5+1
here ya go
October 23, 2011 at 12:28 pm
love the music at the start!
October 24, 2011 at 6:53 pm
“It’s not chocolate, nor is it poop. It’s SHIT!”—> this line always gets me.
The Nerd actually reviewed 3 games in this video, awesome. Excellent episode, one of my favorite story-based ones. The kids did a great job too.
Maybe because I’m a graphic designer, but I really find incredible that they actually sold the games with the name written with marker in a piece of masking tape. I mean really? Even a xeroxed copy of the label plastered with some cheap glue would have looked better that…. Even the cheap label on the recycled Cheetahman II cartridge looked better.
6:43– a couple of Board James’ baseball caps in the closet 🙂
November 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm
I love how this epissode was done, the lightings good and it is kinda spooky t times…like halloween…perfect. Also, the game will bore you to DEATH until you discover how fun it is to have your head chopped off.
December 9, 2011 at 1:59 am
man only 30 comments? Assholes I’ll help. Great vid, would love to actually have you respond too me sometime. Would be awesome.
December 13, 2011 at 1:28 am
What if they made an evil dead atari 2600 game?
December 17, 2011 at 2:02 pm
I’ve been trying very hard to track down the song at 13:20… No luck at all. Is it specifically made for this episode, or is there an original one? Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
December 17, 2011 at 6:59 pm
@AngelBarbosaOrta I think it’s just the music specifically for the episode, avgn does this all the time like his crazy castle episode
December 18, 2011 at 10:06 am
I see now… Oh well… [email protected] @AngelBarbosaOrta
January 20, 2012 at 11:59 pm
”You don’t know what shit is.”
January 21, 2012 at 11:37 pm
I love the ‘Masque of the Red Death” reference in this video; that’s one of my favorite Poe stories.
February 10, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Good game reviews from 0:00 to 10:20!
February 14, 2012 at 4:28 am
if some guy gave my a game system instead of candy, i would be like “yes” (unless it was a shitty system)
February 23, 2012 at 3:06 am
@mic1111 You call the Atari 2600 a BAD system? BURN IN HELL!!
February 27, 2012 at 9:42 pm
[email protected]_pieman No, hes saying if someone gave him any game system instead of candy hed gladly take it, unless it was a really bad system.. x3
February 18, 2012 at 6:10 am
Smashing music.
February 26, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Oh man, did you actually swear at those little kids? Awesome.
March 9, 2012 at 6:38 am
[email protected] could tell that he doesnt he probably shoots the scenes where he curses when the kids arent there or somewhere else
March 28, 2012 at 9:17 pm
“It’s ALIVE, IT’S ALIVE! How about ‘It’s ASS, it’s ASS!'” LOVE IT!!!!!
May 20, 2012 at 1:12 am
kids gets a free atari 2600 and he bitch’s about it, I’ll take it
June 20, 2012 at 9:49 pm
Unfortunately the Halloween cover was never released on mp3 =(
July 5, 2012 at 8:13 pm
james would make a great video game character. his special attacks could be the the nintendo cannon, the power glove punch and the diarrhea bag toss.
December 18, 2012 at 1:36 am
Excellent timing and music at 8:32, and yes, scared the stew out of me. Didn’t expect it.
January 23, 2013 at 6:21 am
Am i the only one who thought of wayne’s world when the nerd said: “That’s not chocolate nor is it poop, it’s SHIT”
February 2, 2013 at 10:15 pm
Classic Nerd!
February 22, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Anyone looking for the metal Halloween theme can find it here, by me 😀
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/6089
March 9, 2013 at 3:01 pm
“SHUT UP!!!!!!!” Heh, Kindergarten Cop reference.
March 9, 2013 at 3:06 pm
Holy crap, the jump scares actually made me jump!
May 9, 2013 at 7:11 pm
You got some awsome halloween specials
June 16, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Michael Myers should murder Wizard Video Games for making this piece of crap.
September 27, 2013 at 11:06 pm
only the AVGN would have a spare 2600 lying around
October 18, 2013 at 1:29 am
no comments for 3 years? That opens me up for FIRST! ( in three years) muahahaha
October 18, 2013 at 1:46 am
That chick Nicole is cute. Why no more of her ever?
October 20, 2013 at 4:33 pm
is alive is alive is dead thank yu avgn you save the world
November 3, 2013 at 5:28 pm
HD won’t work
November 26, 2013 at 3:02 pm
I would need new pants if something came out of my game. Nice effect.
December 6, 2013 at 6:26 am
Those two kids looks like lil monsters. They know how to use their fists. Poor Mike. Must have feel the last one!
June 23, 2014 at 8:32 pm
Actually, Mr Nerd, if you watch the original Halloween, the killer is never referred to as Michael Myers. The only reason anyone knows that is his name is the parents saying ‘Michael!’ in the beginning of the movie and that it’s the ‘Myers house’. In fact, in the ending credits of the movie, he is credited as ‘The Shape’. This is because we aren’t supposed to identify with him as a person, but as a nameless, faceless force of evil. That’s why he’s called ‘The Killer’ in the game manual.
August 1, 2016 at 9:26 pm
If you watch the credits, Mike Matei is credited as “The Shape” (in basement) and “Shape #2” (in living room) is Liam Mulvey.
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