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April 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm
who would have thought Atari had pornographic games.
April 26, 2010 at 12:23 am
Yeah, who would have thought these were possible? I learned of them early on in life, but never thought someone would have the balls to review them. Go Nerd (James)!
April 26, 2010 at 5:27 am
Atari had them, 3DO had something but it didn’t qualify as porn. Wonder if CD-I had any porn games hmm?
May 13, 2010 at 11:24 pm
That was funny as hell. I don’t know how you get your hands on these game’s man. Keep them coming!
May 28, 2010 at 12:21 am
Well Dico, thats what happened when anyone could make an Atari 2600 game. and boy did it stir up some controversy, so many people got offended, as James said in the video. Women’s activists, parents etc.
July 25, 2010 at 3:19 am
funny lol
July 27, 2010 at 1:04 pm
those assholes!!!! how could they make those?! those fuckers are sick bitches…
August 6, 2010 at 7:31 pm
that one game with the blocks to build the bridge. they looked like peanut from the jeff dunham show
August 12, 2010 at 12:18 am
All I got out of that video was that James has the same mug as me at the end, except mine has Super Mario Bros. 2 on it instead of pacman. It’s one bad ass mug too. In fact, I’ll drink from it right now.
September 24, 2010 at 12:55 pm
I just returned from Japan, and I just dicovered that there are pornographic games available for the PSP.
October 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm
I thought the only games that had sex and nudity was that Grand Theft Auto game, which got alot of publicity and controvercy. My mind was blown when I first saw this episode, and I found out that games like this existed during the Atari days.
October 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Wow its crazy how they made dirty games that early on on video game history!! I actually played the Newer Leisure Suit Larry game and that shit is realllllyyy perverted,funny too lol Hey anyone notice how most of thos games came from sweden?? Horny Bastards man!! Of course they got really hot chicks too lol
October 25, 2010 at 5:13 am
Whoa. People have absolutely no boundaries, even today. Still funny as heck though. LOL. (:
November 13, 2010 at 1:44 am
The legend says these games were wrapped in real human skin.
November 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Now it’s games like Rapelay and the Hot Coffee Mod in GTA San Andreas. Back then it was Custers Revenge and Beat em and Eat em
December 14, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Holy crap that’s fucked up… three of the games they finished and sold were about raping people. It would suck to buy a pornographic game and then find you can’t enjoy it because you’re not a psychopath.
December 17, 2010 at 12:46 am
I think this one’s my favorite video hahaha i never knew atari came out with pornographic games
December 20, 2010 at 12:52 pm
And THATS the whole Shebang. Thank god for computer porn. Oh shit, did I write that out loud?
January 9, 2011 at 10:50 am
all i can say is….WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THEY THINKING??!!!!
such a lovely game for parents to get their kids
February 11, 2011 at 4:48 am
That Metal Man remix at the end is bad-ass!
February 15, 2011 at 10:06 pm
as if porn games for Wii wasnt outragous enough. Seriously, try to picture what that must be like without laughing XD
February 24, 2011 at 5:56 pm
i was just scrolling through a list of sega genesis roms and i came upon a title by the name of “jizz wars”. The picture looked raunchy, to say the least
March 6, 2011 at 3:24 am
Yuck.
March 21, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Why are people so shocked of this? Most people only mention the GTA controversy as comparison but God of War has two topless women in a hot tub, Conan Had naked chained up women you rescued, and there was even a controversy about Mass Effects sex scenes which showed nothing. Games have sex in them today as well as then.
March 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Oh and forgot controversial games like Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball and Rumble Roses.
March 29, 2011 at 12:24 am
Whenever I wanted to convert people to “the Nerd”, I always started them with Atari Porn, and then they were instantly hooded. It might be the most awkwardly funny thing on Atari. Actually, the other day, my Hubbie was telling people about it, and there was someone in his proximity, who had actually played “Custer’s Revenge”…now that is just sad….
April 12, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Why are these games so shocking? The NES had them and now even the wii has them. As long as there are perverted men in the world there will be shit like this.
As gross as it is, fucking funny video James, as always!
April 19, 2011 at 11:16 am
NOT FOR SALE TO MINORS
May 2, 2011 at 3:21 pm
never realised the late 70s had a sense of humor
May 4, 2011 at 11:55 am
Why is this not on YouTube? I hate watching the vids on the “other” sites because it is so slow, and there are too many advertisements continuously loading on the sides of the page.
May 14, 2011 at 5:14 am
I love this video, this video is the purest form of what I like about the Nerd. I don’t need all the special effects or drawn out diarrhea jokes. Just James and his natural comments, to me that all the AVGN needs.
May 14, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Well you have settled an old argument with this video… I said to an old, old friend that my uncle had a game with a naked lady on it and he wouldn’t believe me at all.
Thank you again, you have proved a long forgotten point… shame I don’t know where the hell he is nowadays?
May 28, 2011 at 10:45 am
LOL, James , my video game teacher in college asked us ‘who’s heard of custard’s last stand”?it was like what u described!
June 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm
What sense does this make?
Well, if it’s a lawyer or a doctor it’s worth swallowing his sperm… so why missing such a chance? Being a slut and maybe getting married !!!
June 24, 2011 at 6:54 am
I’ll never look at an atari controller the same way again. :’(
July 8, 2011 at 6:19 pm
james i hope ur reading this cuz theres a new TOP GUN game cuming out for the ps3 xbox360 and pc date not confermd.
i know u cant wait for it to come out
July 26, 2011 at 11:16 pm
This was very disturbing
August 2, 2011 at 2:16 pm
@JackeeLee, Your sexism is disturbing. I quote, “As long as there are perverted men in the world there will be shit like this.” Perhaps you’re deaf or you didn’t watch the video, but these games were made for both men AND women. You make an assumption, a crude, uninformed, insulting assumption that men are the only ones who would be interested in this sick garbage. Fuck you.
December 5, 2011 at 6:18 pm
U MAD BRO? BY WATCHING THIS VIDEO, I CAME
August 11, 2011 at 10:37 pm
Just think of it… a porn game for the kinect XD
January 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Funny you should say that, because Thrixxx was developing one. Not sure what happened with it though.
August 17, 2011 at 4:15 am
Hi, James. All you are missing from your Atari barrage of boom-booms is “Porkeys”. If I remember correctly, there is a moment in the game where if you get caught, the lady villian grabs you by the dick. Let me know if I am wrong….
August 21, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Oh god…. I share his birthday…
August 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Oh..boy
September 1, 2011 at 9:41 am
Now I don’t wanna get into this sexist or not debate but something just struck me: It’s kinda wierd that when a naked girl walks from door to door and havin sex with guys she’s a bitch, whore or whatever but when a guy does It he’s a stud:P Don’t get me wrong It’s just a video for entertaining purposes but that just got me thinkin “hmmm woman=bitch man=stud huh? Wierd”
November 23, 2011 at 2:54 am
men have to be handsome charming and funny to be a stud to be a slut you just have to be hot
January 15, 2012 at 11:44 pm
If you have a key that works with many locks, its called a Master Key. But if you have a lock that can fit many keys in it, its just a shitty lock.
February 9, 2012 at 3:51 am
I’m pretty sure my “irony detector” went off when James called the guy a “stud”.
September 2, 2011 at 2:41 pm
@MDcowboy15, good point. There are girls that are into this kinda stuff too, like bachelorette party or beat em’ and eat em’. My hearing is fine, thanks for asking and yes I did watch the video. Fuck you too, you rude bastard.
December 5, 2011 at 6:12 pm
I read his comment. Sounded like he had a rage trip! XD
September 8, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Ahh the memories I use to have the adult atari games as well. Ywp there was a porkys game and yep the dick grab thing did happen.
just think there was a shit load of games for computers back in the good old 80′s they had a lot of graphic “M” rated games that existed that didn’t even have a M rating ahh the memories
September 15, 2011 at 8:35 am
mwhahahahahahha what an epic shit dump
September 17, 2011 at 10:52 am
lol funny
November 30, 2011 at 10:42 pm
uhhh what
December 2, 2011 at 5:11 pm
This game takes the Term “Pixel Dick” do a new level… o.o
December 5, 2011 at 6:12 pm
I found this hard to masturbate to…. But i did
December 10, 2011 at 12:38 pm
@thedeadhalo me to
December 15, 2011 at 8:39 am
@thedeadhalo i dont know if yur comment was manly or pathetic… still searching for answers….
December 16, 2011 at 3:28 am
@RickLesperance@thedeadhalo
A bit of both really
March 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm
@thedeadhalo Lol! xDSick bastard! Jk.
The ‘best’ one was the last one.
December 23, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Wow… just… wow….
January 12, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Wait. Wait, wait wait wait.
Does it say Swedish Erotica on the top of the Custers Revenge cartridge?
*checks again*
Oh dear lord, it does!
Why, does it say Swedish Erotica on the cartridge!?
Oh please don’t tell me this game was made in sweden…
January 17, 2012 at 7:54 am
@jarjarboy Nope, it wasn’t made in Sweden. It was made by American company Mystique, but they thought it would sell better when labeled as “Swedish Erotica”.
January 15, 2012 at 3:43 am
AVGN should review the pornographinc games on NES
January 15, 2012 at 1:53 pm
The characters look like majin buu
January 17, 2012 at 8:58 pm
this is suppose to turn people on??????????? im not turned on by a pixley boob or a pixel dick
January 19, 2012 at 11:24 pm
I just ordered season 2 on DVD. I told my parents you cuss a little bit and that was all. Lets just hope they dont see this.
January 20, 2012 at 11:24 pm
”Well, fuck yeah I did, but you don’t wanna know what I was playing”
February 11, 2012 at 5:41 am
lol @MrBrrumpkins
January 25, 2012 at 2:16 pm
ok i….am a little disturbed lol
February 3, 2012 at 7:35 am
the picture at the beginning rules!
February 10, 2012 at 6:22 am
In the end : Metal Man goes clubbing OCREMIX
February 16, 2012 at 8:29 pm
the nerds already got a wife
February 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm
“I get Jason Voorhees and Freddy Crooger and Spiderman, Bugs Bunny! But no naked chick…fuck this shit” probably described every guys life right there
March 4, 2012 at 10:33 pm
i know why his style has changed and i respect that but the old school is nice too
March 12, 2012 at 7:40 pm
the cartridge said it was made in hong kong 0_0
March 26, 2012 at 10:44 am
I WANT THAT PACMAN MUG.
March 26, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Sweet Metal Man remix; it made the whole Atari horniness worthwhile!
BYW, does anybody know if there’s a place where i can get more of these remixes?
June 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Live Like A Windrammer As You Fuck
July 14, 2012 at 12:17 am
So why isn’t this one on Youtube? They can handle fucks and anal evacuations, but not poorly rendered boobs and cocks?
August 18, 2012 at 11:11 pm
this one had me in tears
September 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm
@ ChaseNelson: too true,man, too true.
September 25, 2012 at 4:11 pm
Worst idea ever created!
December 25, 2012 at 3:57 pm
“Today this will never be allowed”? Not in consoles. But in PC, you can find anything. Just search, Google it or something, you’ll find tons of them, especially hentai games. (Not that I play them, lol… Seriously, I’m not!)
January 14, 2013 at 8:06 pm
Its interesting this idea was only really implimented on the system with the worst graphics possible therefore making it the worst experiance for these kinds of games. I’m kinda glad it didnt evolve to the NES and beyond… although sad at the same time caus I’m sure they would have been god damn hilarious.
January 17, 2013 at 2:31 pm
I knew I had to watch this episode again after seeing Brad “The Cinema Snob” Jones’ film “Game Boys.”
January 25, 2013 at 4:44 pm
8:08 That’s Bob Oblong!
February 4, 2013 at 8:54 pm
Oddly enough, me and my friend played a lot of ‘porn’ games, even the Atari ones when we were kids. Since it was the 90′s and we’re from Sweden, a lot of people had no idea what this stuff was. It’s not that common here, heck they had a comic that they sold to kids with pornographic content, they even showed anime on children channels that was for adults. Most of it was heavily edited but they were just that fucking stupid here back then. Not anymore though. Some did of course understand what it was but most had no idea, so we’d just play these games with our doors locked or read those dirty comic strips.
It’s really fucking weird now that I think about it, as today that stuff would never fly.
Mostly you’d get these old consoles through a friend or you bought one cheap off some flea market and it had these games on there. Not that I own any today, I’d prolly sell ‘em for a nice buck if I did.
February 23, 2013 at 9:56 pm
That is….. interesting?
February 25, 2013 at 11:07 am
what if thar was a porn game for like ps3 or x box
February 25, 2013 at 11:09 am
n
March 4, 2013 at 9:20 pm
Nice try passing off that iced tea as beer. There are two reasons I can tell it is tea. One: Beer is usually lighter in color. Two: there’s sugar on the bottom of the cup.
March 20, 2013 at 1:09 am
This is the only AVGN video not on YT, I’m pretty sure.
May 13, 2013 at 6:02 am
Truly suprising that there are PORN games.
May 13, 2013 at 6:06 am
If a hot naked girl came to my house and started humping me, I would not kick her out of the house. No no, I would have sex with her!!!
May 13, 2013 at 6:08 am
I want to fuck a naked girl now!!!! I want to have sex!!!!
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