Atari Porn

the picture at the beginning rules!

ok i....am a little disturbed lol

''Well, fuck yeah I did, but you don't wanna know what I was playing''

I just ordered season 2 on DVD. I told my parents you cuss a little bit and that was all. Lets just hope they dont see this.

this is suppose to turn people on??????????? im not turned on by a pixley boob or a pixel dick

The characters look like majin buu

Wait. Wait, wait wait wait.

Does it say Swedish Erotica on the top of the Custers Revenge cartridge?

*checks again*

Oh dear lord, it does!

Why, does it say Swedish Erotica on the cartridge!?

Oh please don't tell me this game was made in sweden...

Wow... just... wow....

I found this hard to masturbate to.... But i did

This game takes the Term "Pixel Dick" do a new level... o.o

uhhh what

Ahh the memories I use to have the adult atari games as well. Ywp there was a porkys game and yep the dick grab thing did happen.

just think there was a shit load of games for computers back in the good old 80's they had a lot of graphic "M" rated games that existed that didn't even have a M rating ahh the memories

@MDcowboy15, good point. There are girls that are into this kinda stuff too, like bachelorette party or beat em' and eat em'. My hearing is fine, thanks for asking and yes I did watch the video. Fuck you too, you rude bastard.

Now I don't wanna get into this sexist or not debate but something just struck me: It's kinda wierd that when a naked girl walks from door to door and havin sex with guys she's a bitch, whore or whatever but when a guy does It he's a stud:P Don't get me wrong It's just a video for entertaining purposes but that just got me thinkin "hmmm woman=bitch man=stud huh? Wierd"

Oh..boy

Oh god.... I share his birthday...

Hi, James. All you are missing from your Atari barrage of boom-booms is "Porkeys". If I remember correctly, there is a moment in the game where if you get caught, the lady villian grabs you by the dick. Let me know if I am wrong....

Just think of it... a porn game for the kinect XD

@JackeeLee, Your sexism is disturbing. I quote, "As long as there are perverted men in the world there will be shit like this." Perhaps you're deaf or you didn't watch the video, but these games were made for both men AND women. You make an assumption, a crude, uninformed, insulting assumption that men are the only ones who would be interested in this sick garbage. Fuck you.

This was very disturbing

james i hope ur reading this cuz theres a new TOP GUN game cuming out for the ps3 xbox360 and pc date not confermd.
i know u cant wait for it to come out

I'll never look at an atari controller the same way again. :'(

What sense does this make?

Well, if it's a lawyer or a doctor it's worth swallowing his sperm... so why missing such a chance? Being a slut and maybe getting married !!!

LOL, James , my video game teacher in college asked us 'who's heard of custard's last stand"?it was like what u described!

Well you have settled an old argument with this video... I said to an old, old friend that my uncle had a game with a naked lady on it and he wouldn't believe me at all.
Thank you again, you have proved a long forgotten point... shame I don't know where the hell he is nowadays?

I love this video, this video is the purest form of what I like about the Nerd. I don't need all the special effects or drawn out diarrhea jokes. Just James and his natural comments, to me that all the AVGN needs.

Why is this not on YouTube? I hate watching the vids on the "other" sites because it is so slow, and there are too many advertisements continuously loading on the sides of the page.

never realised the late 70s had a sense of humor

NOT FOR SALE TO MINORS

Why are these games so shocking? The NES had them and now even the wii has them. As long as there are perverted men in the world there will be shit like this.

As gross as it is, fucking funny video James, as always!

Whenever I wanted to convert people to "the Nerd", I always started them with Atari Porn, and then they were instantly hooded. It might be the most awkwardly funny thing on Atari. Actually, the other day, my Hubbie was telling people about it, and there was someone in his proximity, who had actually played "Custer's Revenge"...now that is just sad....

Oh and forgot controversial games like Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball and Rumble Roses.

Why are people so shocked of this? Most people only mention the GTA controversy as comparison but God of War has two topless women in a hot tub, Conan Had naked chained up women you rescued, and there was even a controversy about Mass Effects sex scenes which showed nothing. Games have sex in them today as well as then.

Yuck.

i was just scrolling through a list of sega genesis roms and i came upon a title by the name of "jizz wars". The picture looked raunchy, to say the least

as if porn games for Wii wasnt outragous enough. Seriously, try to picture what that must be like without laughing XD

That Metal Man remix at the end is bad-ass!

all i can say is....WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THEY THINKING??!!!!
such a lovely game for parents to get their kids

And THATS the whole Shebang. Thank god for computer porn. Oh shit, did I write that out loud?

I think this one's my favorite video hahaha i never knew atari came out with pornographic games

Holy crap that's fucked up... three of the games they finished and sold were about raping people. It would suck to buy a pornographic game and then find you can't enjoy it because you're not a psychopath. :-(