Episode #3 Shoelaces

Mike Matei / May 28th, 2007

Comments

  • April 11, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    That what i call bullshit,it took me years to figure out how to tie my shoes.

  • BiboDL

    April 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Just 5 more years….

  • Pandemon

    April 19, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    doubleknot em, tripleknot em, quadrupleknot em, fucktupleknot em

  • April 19, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    Only 5 more years till the sequel to the “Shoelaces” bullshit episode. lol!

  • acebats

    April 25, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    shoelaces are bs and i carnt even tie em i have better things to do so do you know what i do? over under in and out till i carnt do it no more THEN put it under the laces that are near

  • MaximusPM

    May 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    i use elastic laces shoes… no need to tie them…

  • RaginRedneck

    May 17, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    get corded workmans laces
    i use em for welding but they aply to anyone
    durable and they tie so well its more of a pain to get em unknoted
    ~_^

  • drev

    May 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    With the improvement of 3D screen in the next 5 years, we will have the 3D Jaws advertisments in the street, but no simple auto lace shoes.

  • Zerro

    May 25, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    I don’t seem to have problem with shoe laces. Only probly tie them twice a year. Though my work shoelaces tend to get damaged often though I do work in a manual labor job.

  • kazenoaiko

    June 2, 2010 at 6:13 am

    @drev: We already had Jaws 3D once, we don’t need it again.

    Yeah, I remember the problems I had with shoelaces as a kid. I was though of as a slow developer because I ‘couldn’t tie my shoelaces’ XP

    I still prefer to wear velcro strap shoes even today. It’s not about age, it’s about patience; how long you’re willing to put up with it..

    I won’t put up with it for long.

  • frstefan

    June 4, 2010 at 4:08 am

    im 12 years old i when i tie my shoes they untie just one yeah ONE FUCKING SECOND! IM JUST what THE FUCK?!

  • Squall85

    June 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    “Ban all shoelaces!” (like in that game back then about a campaign…) We had a show in school where the whole class danced together and during the dance my left shoelace got untied… I had to tie it in order not to fall on my face during jumping and stuff…

  • June 12, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Your right james

  • hambukmil

    June 14, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    i like to tie my shoelaces yeaaaaa, its the best part of my day.

    shoelaces rules theyre the best thing ever made for cloth

  • shitbrain

    July 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    screw shoelaces! why dont they have those self lacing shoes yet???wtf?

  • mad2physicist

    July 16, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    What about getting your shoelace caught in a bicycle chain? Then you have no choice but to keep on coasting down till finally you flip over painfully. This put me off using bicycles.

  • Jokersvirus

    August 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Next time someone is watching saddles remember it takes an IQ of atleast 60 to tie your shoes.

  • asc3asc3asc

    August 15, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Ever seen any form of athletic shoes without shoelaces? I thought so. Wonder why? Precise and uniform constriction.

  • martinoyn

    August 28, 2010 at 6:51 am

  • September 2, 2010 at 3:21 am

    Stumbled accross this today, i think those power laces aren’t that far off :)
    http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/09/marty-mcflys-self-lacing-sneakers-coming-to-stores/

  • Vampiricbuny

    September 22, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Well people, here is a link that will answer your shoelace problems http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1230434124/power-laces

  • Schloss Ritter

    October 2, 2010 at 2:59 am

    Velcro was awesome, except for how easily it came off the backing. Don’t know why they always used cheap glue to hold the Velcro onto the backing strap.

  • spurned

    October 4, 2010 at 1:14 am

    5 years from this day still no self ting shoes thats bullshit

  • gamegirl99

    October 10, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    I dont bother with mine. I leave them untied, and just tighten them, tuck them in, and be on my way. Problem solved ^^

  • SleepyGothGirl

    October 13, 2010 at 2:25 am

    Yes! OMG I want self tying shoes! McFly so lucky!

  • kakeroo

    October 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    i’m still wearing velcro style shoes i wore when i was in behavioral classes as a child.

    i have to tie my shoes the “bunny ears” way anyways

  • The gamer

    November 28, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Another thing thgat annoys is when one part of the lace in one shoe is longer that the other or when the laces are super thin and short.

  • Rasengan999

    December 16, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Don’t worry James. Nike has started development on those PowerLaces, and they should be around sometime around 2015, probably sooner.

  • xplay97

    January 1, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    I wear deck shoes cause laces are fuck

  • Stripes

    April 15, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    lolz if im at school they always untie :P

    but i tie them then soo good, that i cant them off later xD

    keep up the good work!!!

  • wolfinstinexxx

    April 22, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    u know wht bullshit adds before the video

  • Austin

    April 25, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    I hate when my laces untie when I’m racing, then I trip over them :/

  • nintarisega2600

    April 30, 2011 at 5:13 am

    they are bullshit just remove them get a smaller sized shoe so it doesnt fall of seriously or get valcro shoe

  • apackagedleaf

    May 7, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    once i tied my shoes and they never got untied for over a year it was awesome

  • filipepw

    June 3, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    when the year 2015 comes, i wanna see you say IT right here on a video!
    3,5 yeas to go …

  • snatchpro

    June 8, 2011 at 7:09 am

    You know what’s bullshit? Internet advertisements that are long and loud as fuck. Which I just went through.

  • swedenboy

    July 24, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    @gamegirl99 same do i!:D thought i was the only one doing that xD

  • swedenboy

    July 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    @the gamer me to, its so annoying!

  • swedenboy

    July 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    one time i had my shoes tied and they never got untied for over 1-2 years until the shoes got to old and broken down that i had to buy new ones xD it was awesome, but the ones i have now holds up very good, i bit loose buy the do alright:)

  • ZephyrWestWind

    August 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    They untie themselves, but they’re so FUCKING HARD to untie!

  • Snejku

    September 11, 2011 at 5:27 pm

  • PhilipHanan

    September 18, 2011 at 12:32 am

    Shoelaces. They come untied just when a sniper fires a bullet at your head and saves your life since you have to bend down to tie them. Thank you shoelaces!

    Besides, I had velcro shoes once. Lint stuck to them until they almost didn’t work anymore.

  • splinter4295

    September 22, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    My shoes doesn’t have anything at all on them, just slide your foot in and you’re good. =P I wish all shoes could be like that.

  • SuperSonic

    October 8, 2011 at 1:57 am

    I find the best way to keep em from comming untied is just tie a knot in the end of each lace before tieing and then tie em tight it works. Once the laces and shoes wear in anyway.

  • Riddler

    October 20, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    I tie mine once and they never untie, but if they constantly do, i put safteypins through em to hold them nice and tight.

  • Tornix_Galensti

    November 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm

  • DntGoher

    November 27, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    back to the future shoes!!! coming soon!!! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yiSdjwi_bg

    • GadgetMan69

      December 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm

      @DntGoher

      i have that

  • Shidow1123

    December 18, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    Chucks are the worst. Not only do you have the whole coming undone problem but every time you put them on or take them off you have to loosen or tighten half the damn laces.

  • RhyanChapman

    January 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    I love your shoes in this vid! where did you get them from?

  • lunalicrichard

    January 27, 2012 at 4:53 am

    Power laces would be so cool ! But will sadly never come. Just like we all thought we would have flying cars in the year 2000, back in the ’80′s .

  • SmoothJazzFingerBlast

    January 31, 2012 at 4:36 am

    You know what’s bullshit? The fact that these queefs (Queeves?) don’t use correct punctuation in their segment title (See my first sentence for the correct term). Didn’t James ridicule a couple games for not using correct spelling, grammar, et cetera in some of his game reviews? James will die painfully on the set of his shitty movie for this blatant, ugly error. Mike will die at his funeral, while sobbing uncontrollably.

  • quezocotl

    February 9, 2012 at 8:47 am

    You know what’s bullshit??? Playlists that don’t autoplay the next clip.

  • March 19, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    The future is here.. http://www.power-laces.com/about
    She has a real working version not like Nikes Air Mags
     
     

  • VonAnka

    March 27, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I always have my laces untied, just put those suckers in the shoe and then feet goes in TADA instant shoe with no problems !

  • PICKYmeansbusiness

    April 8, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    I couldn’t agree more.

  • Labyrinth9000

    October 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Does anyone here remember Y-Ties?

  • March 7, 2013 at 2:08 am

    SHOE LACES CAN KISS MY ASS THEY WERE PUT ON EARTH TO PISS ME OF AND HOW DO THEY FUCKING UNRAVEL THEMSELVES THERE BETTER AT ESCAPEING THEN HODINI

  • Myles Nefarious

    July 3, 2013 at 5:10 am

    I never understood it,even if i do it correctly,they still go off. Now thats wat i call some serious bullshit

  • October 27, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    Not a problem for me since I never tie my shoes. I find it to be uncomfortable.

  • SUP3RFLYSAMURA1

    May 7, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    It took me years to learn the art of tying shoes. Even now I fuck it up. I have to stop every 5 minutes to tie them because they become untied somehow. It’s like some fucking ghost unties them jus to fuck with me. Not only that but they look sloppy. You’d think after all that effort they’d look dope but nah they look like shit. Now that’s bullshit!

  • SUP3RFLYSAMURA1

    May 7, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    2015 is next year. They released those nikes but they weren’t self laced. They looked mad dope but were mad expansive. At least the money was going towards a good cause I guess.

  • KhyraAres

    June 12, 2014 at 3:51 am

    well james…..2015 is about 8 months away and we still dont have self adjusting laces…..damnit!!! i was hopeing for those too. fuck. what a bunch of bullshit

  • August 6, 2014 at 1:09 am

    What if you Googlgon knot them?

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