Bible Games

HAHAHA I love this one ! I was laughing all the video long !

Sheep, sheep, sheeeeepyyyy ! Meeeeee !

I wonder why James knows what youre going to see if youre takin too much LSD XD

"player one!""oh my god, it's talking..." XD my favourite part

i found my photo on the old cinemassacres website:

lol

God: "WISDOM TREE MADE ME LOOK LIKE A JOKE ! THIS IS A DISGRACE !"

James: "Wait till you see the games for the Phillips CD-i..."

God: "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE !"

This is one of my favorites. Lines like "You'd rather listen to your only infant child puking to death; that is choking on its on puke chunks..... That's disgusting, I apologise." are freaken hilarious. I like that he's still coming out with new material, even though he's filming a movie. But it's nowhere near as entertaining.

player 1 assssssssssssssss

Classic :D

Still my favorite episode. :3

lol i bet it's a good game right? no, it's not. have you ever tried to lift multiple large animals above your head? doom rip-off after that.

MMM TAKE THAT U MONKEY FUCK

I think it's quite apt that Bible Games is a load of ass and bullshit.

I mean, the actuall Bible itself...

You know, I would love to live in Bible Buffet. I mean, come on, BBQ Land, Pizza Land, Fast Food Land, it would be fucking awesome!

Lol you sure pissed off a bunch of my fellow christians. They seem to have lost their sense of humor. Good job though! :P

"I hope he isn't a crazy creationist" comes off as "all christians are crazy creationists, i hate god"?
Keep your angry religion-based insults to yourself and especially out of a comments section they certainly doesn't belong in.

Just because he reviewed Bible games doesn't mean he's a Christian, I'm not saying he isn't a Christian but it doesn't mean he is either. Secondly "crazy Creationist who thinks that atheists like me burn in Hell" Go fuck yourself I'm a Christian and if you don't believe in God you burn in Hell, simple as that. However I respect peoples beliefs so you judging every Christian like that really pisses me off, I mean I could judge you how every atheist comes off to me as. A people hating, racist, junkie, pussy, AnitChrist, prick, who runs away from any fight especially one about religion. Any atheist wouldn't like that, so show Christians some common fucking courtesy by not judging every Christian the same way.

aahh yes this was the first Nerd video i ever watch. I remember searching youtube for a funny ass video to watch and i stumbled on this wonderful gem. I remember thinking "Damn this is over 20 mins long! Well what the hell." I am so glad I chose to watch this video damn near 5 years ago.
Thanks for all the videos.

(During the David and Goliath bit) "...some sorta fireball or something, I dunno..." LOL! I never caught that before. This is the best episode, hands down. Fuck yeah, James!

6:30 He is flipping you off.

Your classic videos always put a smile on my face. Not to say that your new ones aren't great as well, but rather, your comedy ages well and really seems to never lose it's charm.

For your years of humor, I thank you. You are a credit to your faith. I hope the joy you've brought others comes back to you ten fold!

Peace be upon you.

Sincerely,

One of your Muslim fans

proof that religion is corrupt: bible games

Is James a christian. I mean If he's a christian that's okay, I accept that. But I hope he isn't some crazy creationist who thinks that Atheists like me burn in Hell. that would suck. love the episode, love the nerd.

Best ever!

I love you man I've been watching you for years. If you ever need clean up for your mess you should go to astarservicesusa.com. James i love you keep on working hard!

Noah's ark actually looks kinda fun for a bible themed kids game. I like the concept at least.

Noah was one tough dude!

James that "fire ball or something" is a sling that noah used to kill goliath.O-O .............................. wow........................... sorry for that smart- assness :D

O_O uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HOLY SH1T!!!!!!!! my church was so wrong!

if thatz jebus...WHY CANT HE WALK ON DA FUCKING WATER???

I'm a total dumbass that tries to use foul language to sound like my hero! The only thing I enjoy more than pounding my own unit to the AVGN is eating my own poo. i am a coprophage!

The 2 big games I hope to ge and play by the time this Holiday Season comes around are "Transformers: War for Cybertron" and "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II."

In speaking of Bible games, there are a few others, like Bible Adventures on the Genesis and The Bible Games for the Xbox and PS2.

The title "Bible Buffet" is like some of the titles to games in Action 52, a big fat lie.

Super Noah's Ark 3D is possible the weirdest game I ever heard of. I call it weirded than Attack of the Mutant Penguins on the Atari Jaguar.

This make laugh my lungs out !!! jajajajaja

NOAH VS. CHUCK NORIS
i vote noah

http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/profile.php?id=6...

this is number 5 in my top ten avgn videos.
i also would like to see bible adventures noah and chuck norris fight
AVGN RULZ teh EARTH

lol
I won't stop watching this video!
Oh!I love the opening!
Heh heh...Chicken and rice.....Tasty!

To be some sort of smartass:

The levels of Super 3D Noah's Ark are all completely new, and are totally different from the levels of Wolfenstein 3D.

This is not further amazing in sight of the fact that many levels or parts of levels in Wolfenstein 3D are swastikas (卍) when you look them from the top. One Super 3D Noah's Ark level is a cross, and in another you walk around in the letters n o a h.

In Super 3D Noah's Ark are some features which are not in Wolf3D such as Question Objects and more weapons. This is another proof that it's not a simple texture change mod.

But I <3 AVGN =)

Another question at James if he reads this:
I have written a review about Super 3D Noah's Ark. Could you give me permission to take out pictures of your video showing the SNES cartridge of the game?

If you want the link to the review in order to avoid being quoted in a potential shitty review, it’s:
http://boojakascha.ch/index.php?page=super3dnoahsa...

(Delete the link if you feel like its spam)

sheepy sheepy sheepy lol

ive watched this episode countless times since it happened and i just noticed something of all the things uve said u apologize for tht:?!?!? wtf lol

Still my favorite one.
So many bits in this episode that I just love.

Ever play "BIBLE BLACK" for the PC?

i never played the bible games but they look like shit!!!!!!!!

To bad they didnt may it a mario clone. Id much rather be killing koopas for jesus than i would stacking sheep, o well. It's funny how shamelessly they would tweak copyright laws but atleast there were games that even some of the most hardcore jesus nut parents would approve of.

bible buffet is kinda like a rip off of bomberman in the parts with the "exploding pancakes."

You should make more videos like this. I like how you used to comment more on the little subtly, yet funny thing within the game. Recently it seems you talk more about the game as a whole and just make jokes about it. Its all funny, I just really like this classic style of nerd reviews.

Wow those Bible games are ASS!

This is the first AVGN i saw and its still funny!