Wally Bear and the NO! Gang

Friday, September 8th, 2006
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NathanielLenox 16 pts

You can't hit the sticker putting it INTO the NES, but it's spot on accurate for taking it out.

StephenKing 7 pts

NEVER heared of this EVER but the sticker on the cartridge looked a little nice :P but the game looked bad besides the pretty good graphix for a BAD NES game ;)

Olivania 47 pts

Cornshaq recently did a Play it through of this game. I can't believe how anyone could ever play this more than 10 minutes let a lone do a perferct PIT. lol

stylix 12 pts

Make you wonder who is the one paying the bill to keep that hotline active. Since its an anti-drug thing its probably paid by some government funding in some round about way, which means that some of those tax dollars are being used to keep stupid shit like that going.

MrBrrumpkins 27 pts

That was creepy, with the basement and low music. Wally sounded like some crazy clown torturing you.

EmmaSinnott 5 pts

oh awesome! What is the region code ie +?? 5555 5555 I'd pay to hear that recording.

DaveMcGrath 42 pts

The ending being added on was so great! Totally rewarding to those of us who keep coming back for repeat views. I have watched the top 5 movies about making movies video more than any other video. Anyway just a thank-you!

davidsworld3 9 pts

The game didn't look as bad as he said though, at least it was playable, it just wasn't fun for him, but I'm pretty sure it's meant for young kids not those who are experienced gamers and know like us when a game just sucks...like duke nukem forever, fucking worst piece of shit I've played in years! Fuck duke nukem forever I hate that game, those who like it are fucking shit heads!

ShankyShank 5 pts

Well, I called the number. Wally Bear has been exorcised. It's now a stuffy-nosed guy saying, "The number you have reached is not in service." This leads me to believe that the answering machine itself was haunted, not the hotline. Attempts to remove the machine met with failure and gore. It could only be reprogrammed. In fact, we may be looking at a Videodrome type situation, and everyone who calls that hotline, regardless of the message, will shortly die of a brain tumour.

Lanlost 16 pts

I just read on wikipedia that Gamepro gave this 5 out of 5 in it's 1992 issue.

Seriously.

stylix 12 pts

Lanlost The company that made this game probably gave them a big bag of weed in exchange for that glowing review.

Oh how tired I am of those stupid spam messages filling up the whole site. . . How'd they find Cinemassacre, anyway?

I called 1800hiwally and it doesnt exist anymore.

Putting sunglasses on Wally instantly means he's cool... Actually, the more I see of these "let's make a character the kids will think is cool" characters, the more the sunglasses make them seem utterly freaking phony.

stylix 12 pts

Its funny how sunglasses are sort of the generic symbol to mark something as cool, especially in the late 80's - mid 90's. You know who else wears sunglasses, people who are trying to hide their bloodshot pot-smoked eyes.

Whoa, when did that part about the hotline get added? That wasn't there the last few times I watched this! Makes it even creepier.

"say no to drugs" says the guy drinking beer, lol!

Someone needs to make a 2d sidescroller that Takes Wally Bear and puts him into the NARC world.

Alright. The first episode where James reviews an unofficial NES game, and it's all up-hill from there.

The premise of this whole game just makes me wanna puke.

I've seen "Cartoon All-Stars To the Rescue" when I was in 3rd Grade (1995), and it thankfully kept me away from drugs and alchohol, ever to this day.

I love the end of the DVD edition of this episode. Creepy as Hell.

ohhhhh this is sad its just to bad i dont have this one right now but ill be back here and when i am ill have a nothere gift for all of you hahaha >:D

Strange the url was deleted. My source was tv.com

3:10 long at ScrewAttack and 3:48 long on YouTube. claims that this is the shortest AGVN episode under trivia, it also claims this is Jame's first unlicensed game review.

Yeah I believe this is the shortest episode, short and sweet. I love the rant about the "Press here" label. I also like how a few times he has endorsed saying no to drugs, he's a smart guy.

I believe this is the shortest episode?

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