Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Thursday, June 29th, 2006
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StephenKing 7 pts

LMAO :) this game I have and I do not think I have finished it but I ain't sure.

LOVE the Turtles and I have much of the different series on dvd.

Got the movies as well.

Looking forward to the Turtles game made by the company that made the Batman games for PS3.

dbgames 5 pts

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Jordanv78 7 pts

Personally I think this game is great. I've always liked it. I like the arcade style too, but this was pretty good for an adventure game.

I still love watching this nerd episode after all this time. It never gets old! Long Live the Nerd!

tomtiss 10 pts

man the hours of frustration I had playing this one game - I can so relate to what AVGN is going through - ill never 4get when I discovered the boss glitch with Donatello - I felt like it was only on my game at the time and none of my friends had the game and no internet so to me I was the only one who had this glitch :P

Moon_Shadow 5 pts

tomtiss yeah, that game really annoyed me when I was a kid. I cou;dn't figure out that part where you could just walk over those platforms when I used to JUMP ofer them and miss entirely... That sucked, like REALLY sucked, how could a KID figure that out?

MrBrrumpkins 27 pts

i loved this game back when i was in kindergarten...i could beat the technodrome, but always lost after that...i beat it using the emulator save state cheat..like most nes games..the nes games are the hardest to beat...games now a days are fairly easy to beat.

DavidBalfour 6 pts

When I first heard about AVGN from my friend, right away I asked, "Did he do a video about how ungodly terrible TMNT 1 was?" I swear I pee'd my shorts I laughed so hard at this. It's still my favorite review in many ways. TMNT 1 was so bad, so irrelevant, so needlessly difficult, and so jam packed with garbage even as a TMNT loving 7 year old I called BULLSHIT on this monstrosity. Glad to see the hatred is still about. Cheers, James... Sad, lonely cheers...

LysanderTheevilmonkey 11 pts

This review was my first AVGN video i ever saw, and my favorite. To this day i still laugh at the cowabunga rant at the end of this video. :D

senna4ever 27 pts

I was shade too old to enjoy TMNT when they first came to popularity. I was about 16/17 so more interested in beer and girls.

However my younger brother loved them and I had to play this game with him.

I agree with The Nerd here, the game made no sense for the target audience at all.

I still have nightmares to this day of the game.

I’ve watched this video at least 10 times. This game has a very nostalgic value to me. I can still remember playing this game as a kid, staying up late with my brother, yelling because neither one of us know where to go in the turtle van,.. Good times.

I remember in grammar school I didn't have an NES and this was one of the games I remember looking REALLY cool at my friend's house who lived in the nicer part of town. I felt better when I watched this for the first time knowing my parents didn't waste their money, lol.

The turtles are freaking awesome but this game fucking sucks ass... I used to like it but I've tried it it recently and I literally think it would be easier to staple or hot glue my ballsack to a chainsaw that's on while skydiving of the Empire State building.

They based the shitty ass game on the comic book series which was really graphic and full of stuff and from the TMNT RP table top game. however this is a "kowabunga piece of dog shit" The game is an insult to the graphic comic book series and as well as the cartoon series.

The game is full of some kind of errors ..it's too random...but I try too pass the game ..

i used to like this game when i was 4...its still playable but hard

Hey mouse, you are a fucking tool, he didn't say anything about the cartoon nor the action figures, YOU are the Muslim whore. YOU deserve to die.

This review is STILL worth re-watching, even after 5 years!

Also, if this game is based on the cartoon series, then why, on the box art, are they all wearing red, like in the comics?

@Mad Hatter, what do you mean he is hurting fans like you're speaking for all of us, if you don't like the review, say that he is hurting this fan, like you speak for all of his fans

Turtles can't swim? wth

This is the first AVGN vid I ever saw.
Has it already been 5 years since then? Damn, time moves fast!

LOL! WTF @moustachex's comment?

I've never seen such a hateful comment be so terribly worded. He must not be a very dedicated fan if he can't even get the fucking name of the cartoon, game, or action figures right. Turtle ninja? I must have missed that series growing up. And yeah, I have an emotional connection to the game because I grew up with it, but going back today... I must have been a glutton for punishment, because it's terrible. TERRIBLE. Ultra Games (coughKonamicough) knew we wanted an NES version of the arcade game, and instead they gave us this crap. Shame shame.

But yeah, coming on here and ranting like that... Hilarious.

I like that one. The first one I saw was Bible Games, and from there I went all the way through.

However, best one afaic is Silver Surfer

THIS was my first AVGN video and i still remember that i laughed my ass off. i really had tears in my eyes because of hard laughing. the monologue at the end was just hilarious. i liked the first episodes cause i didn't knew anything about you and thought that you were really a game nerd. it was extremly funny to watch a guy, who was that pissed about an old video game. great comedy, james.

Everybody better eat 5 bananas today for April O' Neil, that bitch.

the all time best ninja turtle game is tmnt 4 turtles in time

Does anybody know where I can find the pic that is shown before you click play? Its the cover of the nes game and taken from teenage mutant ninja turtles comics #4. I just can't find one without writing on it like the one shown in this video. Help!

Loving these tuesdays, guys! Can I make a wish? Might it be possible to make a mashup of this old TMNT episode and the newer one (BTTF revisited episode)?

You should Review TMNT II The Arcade Game for NES.

At 5:40 the English lexicon of nerds everywhere is changed forever.

It's crazy to see how far you've come with your videos man. I know it's been several years, but still. The classic episodes are great,and the new ones are great. You just can't do wrong.

This is maybe still my favourite of all your videos, and it was the first one I ever saw, way back in 2006. EVERY criticism is so completely right, and all things I thought at the time of release. I can believe other AVGN videos are a "character" speaking, but this is pure you throughout. So satisfying for this game to get its due as a piece of shit.

That said, the music and SFX are fucking awesome in my opinion and I'm glad it's not just the Turtles theme looping on and on like other crappy games based on films, so at least there's that.

"You can just walk over it?". Preach on brother.

wtc? on the box, their bandanas and belts are all red/orange! that should have been a clue.........

@Ferrobbra-
you took the words right out of my mouth. i was going to try and flag that(if there was a flag button), but you gave him a piece of your mind.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

This. Video. Is. Awesome. My favorite episode, though, how can you judge...

James, what's wrong with you ??????

you're so unfair with this game.

I mean come on it's beatable : I finished it when I was 8 in the REAL life with no emulator (ok I spent a lot of time)

I'me sure most of old gamers prefer the first TMNT than 2 nexts arcade versions.

most of games you reviewed are shit, everybody agree.

BUT this game is great !! you don't like it ? that's ok it's your opinion but you can't say this is a shitty game.

I don't like the "Joconde" from Da Vinci but I'll never say it's a shitty paint.

I've already watched all your videos, and I think you're doing great job (can't wait ep 100)

Please don't throw up on any good game anymore, you're hurting fans :)

ye I love this game too. And me and my brother managed to beat it back in the days.

Still love the rants howver =)

One of my favorites of all time!

i love this game! but ur right it sucks!

I loved the Ninja Turtles when I was a little kid, and I still like them today.

I think one of the reasons why they didn't have most of the things from the first animated series is that the game designers were trying to base the game on the comics, which is where they originated from, but that's just me.

"What a $h!t-load of f#ck." And so, a catchphrase is born.

Perfect rant to end an episode. =)

Bring back classic AVGN! Where the reviews weren't actual reviews, just frustration and a hilarious string of insults. Cowabunga? COW-A-FUCKIN-PIECE-OF-DOG-SHIT!

It suckin' fucks - ftw

This episode is classic. I can totaly relate to everything about this game that James shows. i´ve never beaten it. I might try again some day because it feels bad too leave a game unbeaten.

@moustachex
[capslock] unleash the fury...
i wonder how loud that sounded in your mind. maybe you dictated it to some software that interpreted it as all loud. is that your normal speaking voice? or do you have some disability that you have no control over how loud you speak?

and they arent turtle ninjas. they are ninja turtles.

here are some other things wrong with how you speak words english.

example: OLD TURTLE NINJA ACTION FIGURE WERE ARE AWESOME U FUCKING CUNT OF SATAN!!!

it should read. Old Ninja Turtle action figures < see the S thats what makes the SSSS sound as in Shut the fuck up. and i dont know what monkey god you worship. but in north america Satan is a dude. cunts generally are on women and post op transvestites. if you have ever seen one you would know that.

THE FIRST NINJA TURTLE GAMES SUCKS ASS FROM A STRAW LIKE AVGN SAYS! WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION HIS AUTHORITY.

i hope dog shit falls from your mouth on your wedding day. i hope you piss a cactus out of your ass. id like to watch you run screaming through the street, burning and covered in horse semen. i hope you get cancer of the mouth from the goat you blew before writing your message.
your brother in Christ
Ferrobbra

P.s this game sucked all kinds of cock. just like your dead whore mother

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DIPSHIT !!!
FIRST OF ALL , HOW DARE YOU MAKE ANY BAD CRITIC ABOUT ANY OLD SCHOOL , TURTLE NINJA , ANYTHING !!!!

FIRST OF ALL : !!!
OLD TURTLE NINJA GAMES WERE ALL GOOD !
OLD TURTLE NINJA CARTOONS WERE ALL GOOD TOO U PIECE OF SHIT !
OLD TURTLE NINJA ACTION FIGURE WERE ARE AWESOME U FUCKING CUNT OF SATAN!!!
AND YEAH MOTHERFUCKER ! ALL TURTLE NINJA MOVIES WERE MASTERPIECE !
NOT LIKE THE CG TMNT SHIT YOU REVIEWED WITH LOVE DIPPSHIT AND HAPPINESS ASS-PISS

SECOND OF ALL YOU UGLY FUCK FACE :
THE GAME WAS HARD, BUT THE GAMES WAS BEATABLE, i BEAT THE GAME, AND ILL BEAT UR ASS ANYTIME.

AND TO FINISH YOU USELESS PIECE OF STINKY FLESH:
THE ONLY REASON U COMPLAINED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL ABOUT THE PURLE BRAIN NAMED KRANG NOT BEING IN THE GAME, IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING USELESS AS A HUMAN BEING ! YOU NEVER MANAGED TO BEAT THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME! JUST PLAY THE GAME UNTIL THE END, MAYBE ASK A FRIEND WHO'S NOT A TOTAL RETARD TO DO THE HARD PART, THEN MAKE YOUR REVIEW AGAIN YOU FUCKING MUSLIM WHORE!

best regard,
moustachex

P.S : I HOPE U DIE IN PAIN

Oh and about the water gripe. It's the current that pushes you back to the start building. It's like in the second ep of the show when the foot's headquarters gets flooded and they get swept out. The current is what hurts you, being thrown about, not the water.

I always loved this game because of the puzzles and problem solving involved. Going through the dam was a lot of fun. The game is frustrating and I can see why people like the other ones over it, but this game poses a real challenge to the player while only offering 2 continues. It's fun figuring out the best strategies to use for all the enemies and the proper or most preferred pathways of level progression. I get more out of this than the others myself which are geared more towards just beating everything up on screen. It really does come down to preference. I played this one first and I'm sure that has a lot to do with it but the other games just feel a lot more generic for their time.

i may not have had the last one for now... AVGN but i know i have this game for all of you >:) have fun with it i know i did hahahaha.

http://www.1980-games.com/us/old-games/nintendo/t/...

I would rather watch waterworld while a buffalo shits down the back of my shirt with monkeys patting me on the back.... FUCK this game.