Bizarre comedy I made in 2004. Music by The Cham-Peons. The actors, myself, and everyone included only had one night to film this, so don’t expect anything good. There is a story underneath this mess struggling to get out.
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April 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Second!!!! Rolling rock cock is just epic.
April 13, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Nice. Looks like it was fun times. This could be a Saturday Night Live skit, a recurring gag. Damn, now I want to be Beer Man for Halloween.
April 19, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Beer Man can come to my house, make me drink beer and have fun.Of course I already do that anyway. Like playing Firewater Island. Get it? I like the eye holes on the busch helmet. Did you get the costume idea from Dimebag?
April 24, 2010 at 1:02 pm
BeerMan is awesome, but whats with the gay love scenes? BeerMan should be laying the smackdown at the beer pong tournament with bakini girls and wet t-shirt contests.
May 26, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Funny, never partied with the guy though.
May 27, 2010 at 9:00 am
lol rollinrock cock ahahahaha!!!
June 13, 2010 at 10:36 pm
beerman could just be my favourite superheroe of all times. And his special superpower could be getting everybodie so drunk till they all puke
July 11, 2010 at 6:46 am
Hahaha! The guitar is so out of tune. But I love it. It just adds to the comedy
July 20, 2010 at 12:30 am
needs more rolling rock!
July 25, 2010 at 9:02 pm
“Its my ROLLING ROCK COCK!”
Can I call beerman for my birthday party???
August 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm
hhaha b awesome
August 21, 2010 at 11:32 pm
oh ya….im totally gonna go as Beer Man for Halloween
October 15, 2010 at 6:16 am
the beginning car scene…is priceless!
January 10, 2011 at 4:17 am
ummm, why did you have to use somebody else’s feet an legs in the tub?
January 29, 2011 at 6:20 am
Beeeer, alcohol, Rolling rock cock, BEER MAN!!!!!
Man can I have him on my birthday.
April 3, 2011 at 3:08 pm
kick ass mullet and nice can cock 2 thumbs up
April 3, 2011 at 3:09 pm
O and green giant u can suck my rolling rock cock
June 2, 2011 at 3:39 am
James since i found a place to reach you i thought i would say that in a sea of bad directors, excessive CGI, unimaginative plot and characters, diminishing love for old black and white classics and 80′s action and horror you give me hope that there is someone out there that can bring the passion back to film. Your love for cinema can be seen in your ability to make extremely likable material, comprehensive reviews, amazing special effects, and awesome commentaries. Someday you will be one of the greats.
June 5, 2011 at 5:42 pm
you know
December 4, 2011 at 6:55 pm
he better be wearing underwear! 0:05
December 4, 2011 at 6:56 pm
i mean 0:14
January 27, 2012 at 5:11 pm
@theretrogamer14 obviously he is… -.- did you actually watch the wole thing 11:01
December 10, 2011 at 2:17 am
This is funny on so many levels, especially for these reasons: 1. Deciding to use the footage of him mistakingly saying “liceless” and consciously keep saying it. 2. Everytime nurse Scott loses patience with Brad, specifically when scott shoves the banana in Brad’s mouth “I’ve been craving a banana scott, I’ve been CRAVING a banana” “F#cking eat that, G#D damn!” 3. The adlibbing when he says “I can’t swallow, help me swallow it!” then he breaks character and laughs “It’s not funny Scott!”- through the whole video you can tell they’re about to bust out laughing 4. “Scott!? my boxuh briefs ah stuck on tha vent!”- that was pure gold! just the scenario alone is funny, but what’s also funny is that most recovering alcoholics really are pretty much that helpless. 5. James’ dancing as Beer Man, and the out-of-tune guitar. I certainly got a lot out of this video. Thanks.
January 27, 2012 at 5:01 pm
@TTiiIiiTT and the 2 bluemoon crates for his ass that was epic too
January 6, 2012 at 12:09 am
James makes a good beer man
January 31, 2012 at 4:47 am
Where the fuck are the “rimjob” scenes? Classic case of cutting the wrong parts to make a movie “watchable”. I hate you guys. This coulda been a classic.
February 1, 2012 at 7:28 pm
That was fun to watch.
April 23, 2012 at 8:29 pm
That is probably the greatest costume I’ve ever seen. Loved it. ^_^
May 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm
These songs are great! Do the band have a CD of these available? Gotta say this is also one of the funniest short films I’ve ever seen!
June 24, 2012 at 8:06 pm
This could be a great scenario for a film like the hangover.
July 2, 2012 at 8:23 am
my typ of hero
February 26, 2013 at 6:25 pm
I love Beer Man !!
April 9, 2013 at 6:48 pm
funny, but what the hell did i just watch!!!
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