The Boy Who Could Telepathically Tell if Butter Has Salt In It Or Not (2003)

Mike Matei / January 1st, 2003

My final movie edited on two VCR’s. Reunites old friends from the classic Cinemassacre days, so we made the video in the same shitty style.


  • Doonkoff

    April 10, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    lol were some parts dubbed or was it just me ….. anywho that was pretty funny . i laughed when i heard the superman theme.

  • Jime

    April 13, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    I can picture you and Mike Matei, sitting around the house, drinking some suds and chomping some popcorn. “Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could tell if butter had salt in it?” And the rest is history.

  • denzelisdabest

    April 14, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    hahaha stupid

  • asnaes1981

    April 17, 2010 at 7:58 am


  • May 9, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    it sounded like he said he could have “shaved” his grandma” instead of “saved”


    reminds me of news report skits and commercials me and my friends would act out in fifth grade, but we didnt have a camera unfortunately 🙁 so our “movies” remain in our heads.

  • June 3, 2010 at 6:28 am

    Until this day I’ve never heard of salted butter.
    So I googled for it and found that it’s only sold very rarely in Germany.But who the hell came on this idea?
    Anyway…Nice, but silly video.^^

    • Cyberxion

      February 17, 2012 at 6:42 pm

      You’re kidding, right? Salted butter is pretty darned common in the US at least. 😛

    • Cyberxion

      February 17, 2012 at 6:42 pm

      You’re kidding, right? Salted butter is pretty darned common in the US at least. 😛

    • Don Skiver

      April 5, 2015 at 5:06 pm

      Not true. I live in the US and every supermarket has salted and unsalted butter.

  • perlstinator

    August 1, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    another ingredient in butter that you would find more commonly would be sodium chloride (table salt) in the nutrition facts it would say sodium… but that’s not what i planned to post about… the superman theme song at the end was the icing on the cake, excellence.

  • October 1, 2010 at 11:56 am

    Haha, good reunion.

  • Jameslanceslide

    October 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    lollllllll so funny brb making some bread and butter with all naturall salt and vinigar

  • February 2, 2011 at 6:11 am

    that is now my catchphrase “WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SALT ON MY POPCORN!?”……if i ever get into a argument you will be damn sure i will win it with that line.

  • Born in the wrong time.

    June 2, 2011 at 3:32 am

    James since i found a place to reach you i thought i would say that in a sea of bad directors, excessive CGI, unimaginative plot and characters, diminishing love for old black and white classics and 80â€ēs action and horror you give me hope that there is someone out there that can bring the passion back to film. Your love for cinema can be seen in your ability to make extremely likable material, comprehensive reviews, amazing special effects, and awesome commentaries. Someday you will be one of the greats.

  • Kenlaboss

    June 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    do this salt got salt in it?

  • bullshit

    June 20, 2011 at 11:23 pm


  • horrorgamenerd

    January 28, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Butter Boy assalted the man at the end.

  • Keydsimon

    April 3, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    That chunk of butter at 2:35 must have been tasty…

  • Chief_Poof91

    September 22, 2012 at 11:21 am

    What’s wrong with Grandma Shparky? Hahahaha this movie was awesome!

  • Lanlost

    May 11, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    You wouldn’t guess but I’m pretty sure that our hero here is the HOLY SHIT kid.

  • Simon Belmont111

    May 28, 2013 at 4:55 am


  • nowaitstop

    January 3, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    Wow, this is funny! How drunk do you have to be to come up with such an odd idea?

  • Satnav

    September 14, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    So these are the same guys who would show up in things like Snix and Kung Fu Werewolf, huh? Funny little flick. I wonder what James’ old friends from this time think now that he’s got his own feature in actual cinemas and everything. 😀

  • mysterywolf

    January 8, 2015 at 3:01 am

    The sequel:
    The boy who could telepathically tell if milk was fat free or not.

  • Richard Fukuda

    July 7, 2015 at 6:03 pm

    Can he distinguish Margarin from regular butter?

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