Mike Matei / December 19th, 2001
A shitty movie short I made in 2001, on 16mm film.
April 12, 2010 at 2:08 am
nice a little old school mike mattei. jimmy how come you dont rock the porn stache anymore? and the toilet paper credits were pretty cool. you’ve got some good ideas. once you have the budget to match it who knows right? good luck with your goals
June 29, 2014 at 3:07 am
stop sucking up to them because your not going to get anything in return from it so just f’in stop it
October 7, 2014 at 5:33 pm
You sure told him, and only four years after the fact.
…I mean I guess I’m addressing you four months late, but still.
April 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Looks like Motherfucker Mike gets exactly what he deserves at the beginning of this gem. Hey that’s really creative how you did the credits on toilet paper. I kept wondering if the roll was going to break, or how many times the paper split apart while filming those credits. Good shit.
May 11, 2010 at 3:55 am
that was the worst friggen movie i have ever seen
May 12, 2010 at 7:27 am
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED;
IT CAME FROM YOUR ASS!
May 29, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Indeed. It´s the shittiest monster I have seen! Good parody-homenage of old monster films.
June 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm
there should of been an explosion of shit that covers everything that would have been awesome eeven though it doesnt have that its still pretty funny 3 1/2 toilets out of 5 ;D
June 19, 2010 at 5:33 pm
My toilets going to be like that after im throught with it
January 9, 2011 at 10:37 pm
classic shit all the way
March 10, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Over all the movie is not as shitty as the monster. I really like the idea that this movie was supposedly made in 1957. It has some good ideas, and some parts that are a little,.. strange. Nice work James!
April 8, 2011 at 7:18 pm
seriously fucked up
April 28, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Full length plssss
June 2, 2011 at 3:20 am
James since i found a place to reach you i thought i would say that in a sea of bad directors, excessive CGI, unimaginative plot and characters, diminishing love for old black and white classics and 80′s action and horror you give me hope that there is someone out there that can bring the passion back to film. Your love for cinema can be seen in your ability to make extremely likable material, comprehensive reviews, amazing special effects, and awesome commentaries. Someday you will be one of the greats.
June 5, 2011 at 5:58 pm
it came wrom my ass and now taking over the world!!! that some serious SHIT there :D! SHIT happens :D! SHIT pickle :D! (Trollface) shitamen (cheetamen) /Epic fail/ damn…
June 5, 2011 at 6:00 pm
it came from my ass and now taking over the world!!! that some serious SHIT there :D! SHIT happens :D! SHIT pickle :D! (Trollface) shitamen (cheetamen) /Epic Fail/ damn… :/
June 5, 2011 at 6:02 pm
the new title i want on this video “it came from my ass!!
July 25, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Haha wtf, I thought this was serious at first
February 25, 2012 at 10:47 am
I found it ironic that before watching this I got a commercial for Harpic Hygienic toilet rim block…
March 11, 2012 at 6:45 am
Bring on the classics.
March 22, 2012 at 10:41 am
before watching this i got a commercial for arbys
April 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm
July 25, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Alfred Hitcshit?? really???! How could you miss Alfred Shitcock?
April 6, 2013 at 9:10 pm
The blob from the toilet?
April 24, 2013 at 7:21 pm
July 17, 2013 at 6:53 pm
too good to be sh*tty c:
July 24, 2013 at 3:20 pm
That was shitty, but hilarious!
April 21, 2014 at 4:36 am
AAWWW!!…. AAWWWW!!!!… AWWWW… SHIT!!! AWWW SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! man… man what is this SHIT?!
May 29, 2014 at 10:52 am
that was great,every one of these films just have that “james Rolfe” feel…it’s hard to explain
June 19, 2014 at 10:05 am
Still funny after all these years.
June 19, 2014 at 7:48 pm
At some point in the future, James should do a feature length remake of this.
June 23, 2014 at 11:30 pm
This is SOOOOOOOOO “MIKE MATTEI”esque … I’m pretty sure this scenario isn’t from James.
July 9, 2014 at 10:50 am
holy shit did some one take a big one
November 11, 2014 at 6:27 am
any chance of a remake?
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