Death Puppy

Mike Matei / December 19th, 2000

A really bad movie. But that was the point.


  • April 8, 2010 at 2:24 am

    This movie was actually meant to be shitty and it turns out… it’s fuckin quite shitty. That’s just it though, that’s where all the amusement lies. I personally find the more subtle mistakes more entertaining. grabbing the dog to make it look like it’s attacking you, giggling while the dog is “biting your goddamn face”, and who the fuck would pick up a magazine while their friend is being mauled by a goddamn dog! The movie blows dogs for quarters. Job well done fucker.

  • April 8, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    lol i love the stache and shades

  • Stealthman80

    April 9, 2010 at 11:35 am

    As bad as this is it’s funny as hell. BTW the stache is AWESOME

  • Jime

    April 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Love how you use two different dogs, hilarious. The hand hook bit was my favorite part, and later when he dials the phone he’s just holding the hanger. Pure awesome.

    This film may mark the first occasion anybody has ever zoomed the camera that close to a dog turd.

  • jeff_brister2004

    May 4, 2010 at 4:02 am

    love your face when you’re dippin the pickle in the milk lol. And the mustache is awesome :p

  • lolness

    May 11, 2010 at 4:36 am

    it made me cry a little because it reminded me of how my germon sheperd used to play with me

  • lolness

    May 11, 2010 at 4:36 am

    till she died

  • joster285

    May 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Hahahaa! Now, I’m feeling compelled to make a fan sequel. 😉

  • BigSab

    May 20, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    So I was supposed to imagine the dog jumped out the window, took a shit then ran off. Oozes cheese. Very nice.

  • Droid2055

    June 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    omg the guy who had a hook had has acctually got a hand u see like twice

  • supermark64

    June 23, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    i thought it was good/ funny!

  • June 23, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    James, as I said in my article about you, I love this film in all its badness. I enjoy watching it strictly for laughs. Thanks for making it!

  • NickReaper

    July 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    you have a funny mustache……

  • Chachamaru

    July 10, 2010 at 2:27 am

    This is so cheesy it’s awesome! 😀 Great job!

  • BigDaddyH

    August 17, 2010 at 11:39 am

    I would have to agree that it was a pretty bad movie; but considering the nudy posters of Carmen Electra I saw in the bedroom, those totally made up for it. I give it a 5 start rating!

  • jakedizzle

    August 19, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    @lolness I feel ya buddy. Someone stole my dog when I was at work. My mom let it out in the yard to take a shit and somebody came up in their car and snagged her. We always left the gate open since she never runs away, just chilling in the yard. Damn I miss that dog, I hope those fuckers burn in hell.

  • LigeiaMaloy

    August 31, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Ein Pornobalken WTF?! o_O

    Ok, because I do respect you I won’t lie: it is a bad, bad movie ^^ But yeah, it is very funny, because it’s so bad and everything but serious, that’s what makes it… well, not a good movie, but very entertaining.

    Who had the most fun making this? My guess: the dogs xD What beauties! It’s wonderful to watch them play <3
    My fav breed, good natured and playful (I grew up with the best boxer ever, almost a twin of Death Puppy *g* We even had the same collar for him o_O ).


    December 22, 2010 at 3:18 am

    LOL James looks like David Cross in this one.

  • Dennizjoon

    January 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Very entertaining shitty movie but still entertaining !!!!!!!

  • randomail43

    January 30, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    lol its not THAT Bad, its like commando. Its so bad its good, except this is intentional lol

  • gamer025

    February 15, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    This is the best horrible movie i’ve ever seen

  • Born in the wrong time.

    June 2, 2011 at 2:26 am

    James since i found a place to reach you i thought i would say that in a sea of bad directors, excessive CGI, unimaginative plot and characters, diminishing love for old black and white classics and 80â€ēs action and horror you give me hope that there is someone out there that can bring the passion back to film. Your love for cinema can be seen in your ability to make extremely likable material, comprehensive reviews, amazing special effects, and awesome commentaries. Someday you will be one of the greats.

  • xenomorph

    June 26, 2011 at 9:50 am

    I like the subtle mistakes like the camera in the shadow of the POV shot or the camera’s reflection in james’ glasses (speaking which, they keep disappearing and reappearing).

  • muskabulldog

    August 29, 2011 at 2:04 am

    It took my a while to realise the guy with the mustache was James.

  • theretrogamer14

    December 2, 2011 at 6:48 pm

    lolz!!! Death puppeh gonna eatcha (thumbnail)

  • December 6, 2011 at 6:45 am

    lol…. munky cheeeeeeeeeezz

  • shawneeinternetnerd

    December 7, 2011 at 2:29 am

    i laughed sooo much through out this. and i couldnt stop lauging at the glowing paw

  • ChillCherry

    January 21, 2012 at 12:10 am


  • Cubilas

    February 17, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    This has got to be the greatest dialog ever in any movie in the universe.

    Its kinda like swimming, like i used to remember, like swimming in another world, swimming.

  • March 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    Didnt expect Pantera to come on during the movie, death puppy is now even better 😀

  • DeanD

    June 12, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    666$…no tax.


  • avgnfan21

    July 9, 2012 at 12:36 am

    they should make drunk puppy

  • Jake-hill

    August 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    good thing he didnt use a pitbull or id kick his ass >_>

  • Deeke

    August 19, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Halloween and a Clockwork Orange, good stuff.

  • jboy oboy

    April 7, 2013 at 8:39 pm


  • May 13, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    fucking bad

  • Simon Belmont111

    May 28, 2013 at 5:32 am


  • Simon Belmont111

    May 28, 2013 at 6:10 am

    The blonde dude kinda looks like the Ten guy.

  • Logan Vandiver

    June 14, 2013 at 11:30 pm

    what about destruction kitty?

  • mater711421

    March 14, 2014 at 1:16 am

    James looks like Freddie Mercury with his mustache.

  • July 9, 2014 at 10:30 am

    death puppy lol wtf

  • July 9, 2014 at 10:36 am

    this is not as bad as u sad it was its prettty good

  • July 9, 2014 at 10:38 am

    lol the dog can change collors

  • Richard Fukuda

    July 7, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    This was fun watching. Make a Death Puppy 2!!!!!

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